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WHY IS SO FUCKING HARD PUT A "FEM" IN FRONT OF THE "READER"???????

NOT EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING SITE IS A FEM OR USES FEM PRONOUNS YOU DUMB BITCH

NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO READ HALF OF A HISTORY ONLY TO GET A FEM NICKNAME OR A FEM PRONOUN THAT YOU TAKE OFF YOUR ASS

JUST PUT THE FUCKING FEM READER YOU ASSHOLE YOU NOT GOING TO DIE IF YOU PUT THREE FUCKING LETTERS IN FRONT THE READER

IS SO FUCKING HARD DEFENDING SOME AUTHORS BECAUSE THEY CONTINUE BEING DUMB

SOME MASC PEOPLE HAVE A FUCKING DYSPHORIA OR THEY DAY RUINED BY THAT

YOU WON'T LIKE IF WAS A MALE READER WITHOUT SAYING IS MALE, THEN PUT THE FEM READER BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE EITHER

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me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

me: 

ao3 summary box:

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hate what people did to the dead dove tag

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

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why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

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it rules to be a transgender writer because writing trans themes is easy as fuck. it's easy as fuck dude. trans themes basically write themselves. change is the fundamental motor of storytelling. guess what else is all about change bitch

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If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

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I don’t know how many of my followers are into dune to understand the significance of this but

Stilgar rutting into you, hand wrapped around your throat, watching you coldly with his deep blue eyes as you squirm and gasp beneath him. Letting you struggle and moan for him before leaning close and spitting into your open mouth.

#OHHHH GREAT HEAVENS #going crazy over the significance and meaning of getting spit on

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mein liebling, mon coeur, my love.

my darling, my heart, my love.

pairing. noel noa x gn!reader

content warnings. MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI, nsfw, use of pet names, praise, two pet names in german & french (translation available) short work because i’m lazy

You sob and cling on him, the man who towers over you, who makes you cry on his big dick. Noa makes you whine and moan, unable to form words, fucking you hard and fast. You can only cling onto him, dragging your nails across his back and just take it. A rumble escapes his throat, deep and strong, making you shudder. It’s always too much, too much to take him, be it his fingers, his mouth or his cock. He will always make you cry, tears running down your cheek, completely blissed out, with no thoughts in your mind being able to form. Noa always makes you lose your mind, but when he starts to praise you with all those pet names he has for you…

“Mein Liebling,” he murmurs, lips close to your ear and you shiver, eyes closing, as if it will help you to hear his deep voice better. 

“Mon coeur,” he whispers, lips ghosting over your body, leaving a trail of kisses and bites behind, making your skin bloom in a fierce red. 

“My love”, he praises you, when your arms circle around his neck, searching for his lips, all while he continues to fuck you. 

When Noel Noa fucks you, you always end up with tears running down your face, sobbing and crying, all because he fucks you how he loves you. Sweet and fast, with you in his arms.

mein Liebling. my darling

mon coeur. my heart

anne. head in hands. tall buff men just... hit different. had to get this off my chest, sorry for keeping it so short ._.

#GGGGGFHHSAAAAAAAAAA #forever grateful for the few noa x gn reader fics

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Noaharem

Noa's evolution of flirting:

Aggressively touch man chest

Aggressively touch man waist

Aggressively touch man thigh

#taking notes #I need him so bad

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"