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troublecaused-blog1 · 7 years

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iconic vines sentence meme .

❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

❛ i thought you were american . ❜

❛ is that a weed !? ❜

❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

❛ is that a police !? ❜

❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

❛ merry crisis ! ❜

❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜

❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

#. ◜❰ ❛ and no one thought to question anything. ⁽ ᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ ⁾#( p lease )

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Send 💉 to spot my Muse with a busted lip they planned to hide

#. ◜❰ ❛ and no one thought to question anything. ⁽ ᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ ⁾

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i'm super excited to play this fluffy anger boy, so here is a quick starter call !! capping at 5, castmates exempt. length will vary, and it may take some time to get them done, but i will try to get them up as soon as i can !!

#. ◜❰ ❛ you're on your own now — goin' on break. ⁽ ᵒᵒᶜ ⁾#( someone help this salt child )

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im gonna need like 50 more dadvid hugs, thx

- do not tag as ship -

#. ◜❰ ❛ just a kid trying to survive out here. ⁽ ˢᵉˡᶠ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ it's like you live in this stupid make-believe world. ⁽ ᵈᵃᵛᶦᵈ ⁾#( dadvid is my sHIT and this is beautiful )

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give him the bear gwen!!!!!

#. ◜❰ ❛ just a kid trying to survive out here. ⁽ ˢᵉˡᶠ ⁾#( give him his bear... p l e a s e.... )

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— ♔ : it was early morning -- brilliant white rays splayed across his closed lids, dancing among dark lashes they fluttered, a heavy growl of DISDAIN leaving his downturned maw. how on earth the sun had managed to sneak its way in through his window, the child didn't know. you'd think blackout curtains would keep things dark; what a WASTE of money. he woke SLOWLY, pushing himself into a half - seated position and rubbing roughly at bleary green hues, digging the heel of his hand into the socket until spots floated behind darkened vision. it took him a moment to realize the scent of ash from his mothers chainsmoke was not present, in its place a dusty odor, one of age and mildew. max lowered his hands, instinctively finding the arm of his ratty bear, allowing himself to take in his surroundings. chipped paint and furniture coated in a THIN, grey layer of dust greeted him -- ALARM had just began setting in when a knock at the door startled him, bringing him to kick his legs over the side and hop down to the floor. ❝ is this a KIDNAPPING? ❞ he'd call, brows pulling together as he wandered towards the door, dragging mr. honeynuts behind him -- a subconscious longing for comfort overriding his want to seem tough,❝ because that’s sort of FUCKED, man; and don't think i can't find my way out of this place, either, because -- ❞

❝ oh. ❞ his irritated expression relaxed fractionally, blinking down at the sheep that merrily held a letter between its teeth,❝ well, THAT'S definitely not weird. ❞ max would lower himself, sitting unceromoniously on the floor, propping his bear up against his side as he did so. carefully, he'd pluck the letter out of the sheep's mouth, releasing a quiet 'gross' at the layer of saliva that COATED it. stella city. he'd never HEARD of that before -- it surely wasn't anywhere near his house. reading over the words a few times, his free would find its way to the sheep's wool, fingers stroking through the tight curls. it was pretty cute - and soft,❝ so they send you to do their dirty work, HUH? ❞ the boy would ask only after processing the words, finally allowing radioactive green hues to lift from the page, searching the creature's face for any sign of understanding. he might as well send something back. that was what it said, RIGHT? to send something if he had questions? good -- he had MANY. absently, max would pluck the pen he kept in the pocket of his hoodie, turning over the letter to write on the back. he was pretty sure he had no paper in this room, anyway.

dear kidnappers, my parents probably won't even notice im gone. so if its money you're after, you dumbasses picked the wrong kid. the sheep is cool though, i guess. max.

that was.. all he had to say. max looked at the paper for a moment, then tucked it back into the envelope. he really didn't WANT the sheep to leave, but he supposed the letter wouldnt deliver itself,❝ uh, here you go. DON'T lose it. ❞

#. ◜❰ ❛ just get with the program — and stop giving a shit. ⁽ ᶦᶜ ⁾#( he loves the sheep......... )#( fluffy bois have to stick together )#steci intro #steci letter

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#. ◜❰ ❛ fucking waste of a saturday. ⁽ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ and no one thought to question anything. ⁽ ᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ just get with the program — and stop giving a shit. ⁽ ᶦᶜ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ just a kid trying to survive out here. ⁽ ˢᵉˡᶠ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ you're on your own now — goin' on break. ⁽ ᵒᵒᶜ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ not that i know anything about that — me being a kid and all. ⁽ ᵈᵉˢᶦʳᵉˢ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ you die and you're faced with eternal nothingness — it's gonna be great ⁽ ˢᵗᵘᵈᶦᵉˢ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ sometimes — life is beautiful ⁽ ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜˢ / ᵛᶦˢᵘᵃˡˢ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ too young to be this sad ⁽ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ / ᵐᵘˢᶦⁿᵍˢ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ max has a teddy bear — eat shit satan ⁽ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare ⁽ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵒ ⁾#. ◜❰ ❛ there's a place i know that's tucked away — welcome to camp campbell ⁽ ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦⁿᵃˡ ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ ⁾

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