Show your feet
understandable…… a man who sees erling haaland’s feet unprompted most days cleansing the palette with and perhaps spending his last days as a free man comforted by feet of the relatively elegant and ladylike variety
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hey this is man citys manager . can u wire me like 200 quid real quick ??
hello mysterious man city manager whoever that may be!!! i cant send u 200 quid as i dont have that much in liquid assets at the MOMENT but……. Wait.. GIRL????
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so much to talk about
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can someone start núñez discourse because i, personally, am ready to talk about him
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thank u Mazinho for activating nepotism on ur children🙏
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now i have both heard and witnessed liverpool lose a champions league final. Sensory
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IM GOING TO GO. CRAZYZYZYZYZYZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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in 2018 i listened to us lose the ucl final on the radio. do u know how funny that is……….
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if i were australian id be like MAURRRRR…. SADIAURRRRRRRRRRR……
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My toxic trait is that I fucking hate pathetic people if you're a sniveling little bitch trying to self-deprecate your way into getting compliments/reassurance/etc I'll probably agree with you. Sorry
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havent said a word on here in a while actually wow whilst there’s been many a word to say……. idc how many trophies we actually win there was a quad somewhere but on a game to game basis my scrunklunkles played so well at Soton and theyre all really gorj and hot and a trophy cant make up for lost cock
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Me and the squad going to get a kebab at 3 am
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eurovision isnt about music its about being sexy or insane or both
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idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment
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