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saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head
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tumblerculosis · 11 months
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my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
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my life is a joke
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tumblerculosis · 2 years
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yugioh fans are so funnyyyyy
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I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens
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tumblerculosis · 2 years
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samuel l jackson’s famous “I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE” line from 2006 smash film snakes on a plane (tv edit) (please watch this)
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tumblerculosis · 2 years
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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
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