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Law & Corazon🫶

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Random thought today:

Just this family.

Yeah, the Dressrosa Arc destroyed me.

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This has been in my mind since August but I couldn't figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.

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An order of reclusive monks moved deep into the chthonic depths of the underworld to better commune with the primordial darkness and discover secret knowledge therein. In the years since they have changed, permanently altered by the knowledge they have gained.

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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them

Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you

And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.

How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.

Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.

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Adding onto the Cora lives and Law still gets tattoos train

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"Proud of ya, kid."

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this is how they interact, right?

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Get hugged idiot.

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some important laws I have scribbled recently

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"Average person lights themselves on fire 7 times a year" factoid actually just a statistical error. Average person lights themselves on fire 0 times per year. Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, who lights himself on fire 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Just some Heart Pirates shenanigans :D

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I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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"I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die."

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store