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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.
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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction
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Me if I were a dog
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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occasional posts from users
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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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this is my favourite thing ever
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finally a version of this poll that applies to me
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Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn
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