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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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I WOKE UP TIS MORNING TO MY MUM MAKING ME GO OUTSIDE AND PRESSURE WASH THE TILES WE HAVE IN THE BACK GARDEN . SHE DIDNT EVEN LET ME SHOWER FIRST. I WAS PRESSURE WASHING IN MY JIMJAMS AND THE TRANSITION FROM MATTRESS TO ACTIVELY PRESSURE WASHING WAS SO SMOOTH I WASNT QUITE SURE I WAS AWAKE YET. I TOUCHED THE STREAM AND IT HURT. DONT PRESSURE WASHYOUR LITTLE FINGERS PLEASE GOD. I FORGOT TO TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF SO I DIDNT

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galahad’s knighthood process was really funny

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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COOL or CUTE. change style

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Ray of light

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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In celebration of the new official artwork, here’s some Sir Percival!

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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

#engeneering degrees

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redrawing an old wip

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silver in pink

#reminds me of a candy wrapper #like a watermelon one i think? cant remember the name tho

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silver in pink

#reminds me of a candy wrapper #like a watermelon one i think? cant remember the name tho