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I'm either tired, sad, or both
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twitter: @kyanoswillow
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my transfer on-campus college life will be looking like a douyin hot boy and going to counseling <3
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Are you depressed? Are you a Ninja? Do you have organs that you’re not getting much use out of? Are you a furry desperate to achieve that perfect mutant body and just don’t know how? Do you have family members that need to be punished? Step right under that cardboard box held up with a stick and all your dreams are about to come true
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anyways guardian got me barking like a damn dog you need to put me down
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something I like to keep 2 myself is just how batshit insane and unhinged I get abt my fav media like . ur rotating ur blorbo like a microwave? well I'm killing mine face to face in a dance to the death where only one of us can walk away .
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reporter lady and fake bruce wayne are the most unhinged ride or dies i ever seen. literally they’re like “actually i think kim ji yong should commit more murders! we will fully support whatever he does!”
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NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........
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