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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

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No literally like "huh, there's hostile aliens in this area who have already killed one crew member. The logical option is to leave another ALONE and AWAY from the rest of the party." Not good choices Mr. Spock

*stares at the dead body of my crewmante*

"damn it"

#i mean he did say he doesnt want a command lmai

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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

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sure he's nice but he WILL beat the shit out of you

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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The urge to bother my mutuals

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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Try guys rn

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Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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WHAT!!!!

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