Real Alpha Men know their worth in this world, and if they text you to stuff your mouth with cock, know that you are a dime a dozen. He expects you to drop literally whatever it is you are doing to come please him.
If this Man were to text you, fag, is there anything too important that you might be doing to stop mid-task and come over to take his dick, knowing full well that if you miss this one chance, you’ll never get the shot again?
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REBLOG
If You Crave Humiliation
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
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HAIL father Satan i will worship you always and praised you Hail Satan the mighty darklord of darkness Ave Satanas! 666!
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Bring it on the more twisted th eg bettrr.
Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.
Please ask anything Sir
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When Kane Tanaka, the oldest person alive today, was born in 1903, Margaret Ann Neve was 110 years old. In 1792, when Margaret was born, Ferdinand Ashmall (born in 1695) was 97 years old. The 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries have been experienced by the overlapping lives of only 3 people.
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Yesterday was my birthday. As a belated present my wish is a picture of your dick with a note about your most twisted fantasy.
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Free Death Cum fir all that ask. And maybe a few that didn't
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Relax and let the fear turn you on. HAIL SATAN
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Save a whore ride a cowboy.
Need to get roughed up and beaten by a trained fighter with his own gym?
E-mail the Boss directly at
[email protected]
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Why would you want to?
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Do you think it's possible for a human to feel as happy and relaxed as that puppy appears to be
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Georgia not Atlanta
Gay Tumblr Instant Message/Follow Train
Gay porn tumblr Reblog with your State, go through the notes follow and message someone with the same State (or whatever). Meet and follow new gay people on tumblr
I’ll start: Philly PA! 😘
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This is a public service announcement brought to you by your local Satanists.
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HAIL SATAN!
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