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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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HUGE DAY FOR GAY PEOPLE!

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can't believe i get to listen to conan gray AND chappell roan in my lifetime. i can't believe they're both real

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it’s time

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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It’s that time of the year again

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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It's three rat thursday

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they should invent a life that is liveable and a sleep that comes easy and a winter that doesn't feel like decay and a spring that doesn't feel like the past and a head that doesn't hurt and a heart that doesn't sit in your chest like a rock and a body that doesn't hate you and a hometown that doesn't make you lose your mind and a university that won't kill you they should invent a me that is normal I think that would be really neat. ok good night I love you

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oh btw nicky hemmick raised his cousins when the rest of the world rejected them and gave second chances to people who didn’t deserve them and called the foxes family when no one else dared to and didn’t judge neil for what everyone else called paranoia and learned to love someone in a way that he knew his family would find shameful and kept going when he wanted nothing more than to give up and tried and tried and tried to be better than those who came before him and no one could ever make me hate him

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Going to valvoline by myself for the first time with the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport. The mechanics have every right to shoot me on sight because I have no clue what I’m doing

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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

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yesterday was january, today is january and tomorrow will still be january