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i love getting a new account and reposting all my most embarrassing fanart

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Happy Halloween everyone! Stay safe trick or treating out there !!1! ^^)/

Cub got tired of wearing the same ghost costume for the past few years..

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#happy tree friends #htf #htf pop #htf cub #htf disco bear #htf nutty

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#happy tree friends #htf #htf disco bear #htf fanart #htf giggles #htf lammy #htf cuddles #htf russell

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Pop: My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body.

Pop: I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now.

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Pop: So anywhere you wanna go to college...?

Cub: I was thinking Michigan State—

Pop: MICHIGAN STATE?!

Cub: DAD, IT’S MY FUTURE!!

Pop: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!

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Lammy: Your kid's gotten so big! What is he, four?

Pop: I have no idea what he's for.

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Disco bear: Pop is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees all of us totally naked!

Toothy: It's not that kind of party Disco Bear...

Disco Bear: Oh...

Disco Bear: Don't turn on the lights...

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Pop: I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

The Mole: I ran over five miles today.

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Cub: Dad? Am I adopted?

Pop: No, son! Why would I choose you?

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Pop: Goodnight, kid.

Cub: Goodnight, dad!

Pop: Goodnight, monster that eats children who are bad.

Handy: (through radio under the bed) GOODNIGHT.

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Petunia: What's the most appalling behavior you've seen by a young child's parent?

Pop: Mine. I was in a Wal-Mart with Cub and he started to act up. He wanted a toy and was about to start a tantrum. I knew what was coming. So just before he laid down to start his tantrum, I decided I would beat him to it.

Pop: I flopped down and started throwing my own tantrum. Loudly screaming and crying, beating my hands and kicking my feet. I screamed at the top of my lungs; “I don't wanna buy a toy! You're such a mean, horrible son! You never let me do anything I want!”

Pop: Cub was so embarrassed. Other patrons stood around wondering what was going on. At least until they caught on to my game. Some employees showed up and were about ask me to leave, before someone told them what was going on.

Pop: Yes, I misbehaved. Yes, I made a spectacle of myself. Yes, I embarrassed my son. But he never threw another tantrum.

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Stargazing

Cub: Daddy, how do stars die?

Pop: Usually from overdose.

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(at the library)

Pop: Shhh... Remember what we said about being loud in the library?

Cub: We'll wake up the books?

Pop: That's right.

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Pop: Christmas tip: wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.

Fliqpy: What if I run out of kids?

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Pop: Why is she so mad at you?

Disco Bear: Well, women have these things in their bodies called "expectations".

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“This kid says there was a weird, sweaty man in the ball pit but I was in there and didn’t see him.”

— Disco Bear, probably