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Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲

#jenny #i shant elaborate

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so when you said you wanted to lock me in your evil science chamber for days on end and experiment on me until i go crazy did you mean like.. sexually? haha sorry if im misreading just got a vibe LOL

#concern

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me x the scientist running unethical psychology experiments on me for fun

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Bring Me The Boss Hog

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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

#supplex... bug..... wrestling....... theres a joke here ill figure it out later

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date the lizard

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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Incredible..

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wjat if you woke up and your husband has turned into an iguana?

well as he would be considered an invasive species in the state of florida i  would be obligated as an americna to kill and eat him ... sad but theres more husbands out there iguess

#cheryl

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afsfssf??

#indestructibly armored bastard

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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

#this is what happened to busuzima

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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