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Discoveringdrunk people don't dance like the cast of 90s TV shows broke me.

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Alocasia

“Regal Shields”

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Poirot (the TV show) is insane. The women have impeccable fashion sense and make me envious, the men are.... well the moustache is the only thing that needs mentioning.

I want to BE Ariadne Oliver, but good god, the girl guide who says 'I like sex maniacs'.

I don't understand why, and the one where he solves it cause a bath was heard running as the only reason to have a bath at the time was to remove the fake tan that tricked everyone into thinking she was the corpse.

Its nuts.

And I watch too much of it.

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The Strand magazine, England, 1911

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things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

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I’m honestly so FUCKING sick of callout culture. Everyone’s taking everything I say out of context so it looks like I think Coolsville sucks!

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reblog this and tag who took your concert virginity

#a goddamned Elvis tribute act #no regrets

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How do I tell my plants they’re adopted

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Attention!

Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!

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Too emotionally attatched to potatoes, like potatoes guys!

#potato #potatocore #potatoes

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LGBT (Little Goblins Bring Treasures)

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I don't know.

But it looks awesome.

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So, it turns out that deep down I’ve shipped Tyrion and Sansa this whole time