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i respect cicadas they just wake up and scream
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Dying in a living room while choking on a life saver and playing the game of life is the most ironic death you can possibly have (source)
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You can see a vampire through a telescope but not through a periscope (source)
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normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain
galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one
universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.
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The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan
Joker (2019) dir. Todd Philips
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“Bella non ti passa più, te lo sei voluto tu, vuoi la bicicletta e poi pedalare e cazzi tuoi.”
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The most important .gif
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