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55 people.
Not 55 thousand, not 55 hundred, but 55.
Cruelty is the point.
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time
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The easiest way to get in my pants is to cuddle me btw. I will get hard and very embarrassed and do my best to hide it. If you look in my eyes and tell me you want me you will be getting railed shortly.
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son
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hearing 'good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy' chanted breathlessly over and over while they're ruthlessly pounding you into the mattress. thats it thats the post
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tummy hair is god's gift to faggotkind
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can we do this ^ again please. what the fuck happened? who was this hurting? why did we stop?
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