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Dan: Everyone around here is crazy.

Rat: That's not true. Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you.

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I’ll never get over how Clara and Lou react to Dan at first. They’re like, “this is your area, right? It’s monster shit and you’re a horrible monster so you must know all about it! No offense or anything, I’m just saying you’re an abomination that should not be, you get that right?”

Meanwhile Dan has no idea where he is or what’s going on even, both of them are way more informed about the City and their situation than he is. He just woke up he’s already so tired.

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i think rat archive81 and kevin wtnv would get along like a house on fire if given the chance to interact 

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so ive been relistening to A81 recently,,

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just some funny little guys

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Dan: hey why did you make a third of my body a tape recorder

Rat:

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Podcasts about tape recorders, archives, and eldritch beings beyond human understanding my beloveds💞

[uncle-lucifer]

archive 81 has it all. static. white hair. teeth. singing. lesbians. making fun of harry potter fans. pirates. weird apartment buildings. body horror. casettes. rats. going through trauma and changing because of it and not being able to go back to your former self. museums. pretentious artists.

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Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

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Polish Harry Potter // Polish Game of Thrones // Polish Into the Spider-verse

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing

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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on

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surely the conses wont quence

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Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

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IT'S ON!