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perilously confident fandom url: “fun fact! suffering is actually a recent invention. prior to capitalism, everyone basically only did about 4 hours of work per day because CEOs hadn’t been discovered yet ❤️”

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Number of psychologists per 100,000 people

by @maps_black

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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Why hate on Stardew Valley when Portal 2 is right there

now its time to bring the haterism

if you think multiple are bad vote for the one you hate the most <3

#its nothing personal portal 2 you could just never be the original

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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?

with THIS?????

#'looking kind of ugly' dont be rude

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OPT OUT OF DISCORD'S NEW ARBITRATION CLAUSE

I'm sure many people in the U.S. have seen discord's new terms of service thing pop up today, April 15th 2024, but haven't actually read it. this is an update to make it so you can't sue them or participate in any class actions against them. these kinds of agreements should be illegal and stuff but they aren't so here we are. there's no easy button to click that says opt out. to opt out you have to email their arbitration opt-out email, [email protected], with the following subject and message:

subject: Opt-out notice

body:

I, (your legal name), decline the agreement to arbitrate in Discord's Terms of Service updated March 15, 2024 for any and all accounts I have or use, past and present, and those that I create, have, or use in the future, regardless of their association with this email.

Please acknowledge your receipt of this opt-out notice in writing by replying to this email.

(your legal name)

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

#pizzahead @ the noise after the update

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😬

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#thanks dickscord

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