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this is when i knew this adaptation had me by the throat

#one day netflix

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One Day

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I want time to move fast because I'm impatient and I want better days to come but at the same time I want time to slow down because I'll never be this age again and I'll regret it later, hope this helps

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he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young. btw.

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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(extremely anxious person trying to be really brave)

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this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

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Just create the thing you want to create. Because who's going to stop you? Oh, it's you yourself? Well you can't let that bastard win, can you?

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they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have a monday right after it

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The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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Happy plagueiversary

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