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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave
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they should make it easier
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the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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