u talking to anyone ?
yea to the voices in my head
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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"i love you till death do us part", "i love you to the moon and back", shut up, i love you till we disintegrate and decompose, when we are mere micro organisms, when we are specks of dust mixing up with the soil, when we are 6 feet underground and rotting or are intertwined with the wind or laced with the water as ashes, i'll love you with every bit of my soul. no death can make my affections for you part. stand on my grave and pour your name, ink your being on my cerement, fill it with the essence of you for i know that my affections for you will keep me alive, i love you till we are skin and bones and remainders of who we use to be. even in death will you continue to be the marrow of life for me.
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when paris paloma said “all day every day therapist mother maid, nymph then a virgin, nurse then a servant, 24/7 baby machine so he can live out his pickett fence dreams, it’s not an act of love if you make her, you make me do TOO MUCH LABOUR” it awoke a primal feminine rage in me
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You can, in fact, care about a person without them sharing any relatable traits with you, without watering down their flaws, without them even having to care or like you back, and without the goal of being rewarded or praised for it
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you. reading this. don't forget your daily clicks
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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds
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a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
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a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl
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you're not stuck. it's not over. you can claw yourself out again and again. find strength in yourself. find strength in others whom you can trust. the fight isn't over until you're dead.
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