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“I ruined myself for a lot of people that weren’t even worth it.”

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“I go through photos on my phone sometimes and think “I wish it was this day again.” and it sucks.”

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it’s true

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Axolotl! 💫

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some amphibian valentines! feel free ot use them :D

(day 464)

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Reblog if you're still in 2013

reblog while you still can

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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

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Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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Goodbye forever

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If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

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‪Your body is not a map for lost men to find themselves.‬

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GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

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let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience