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why elves. aren't they just girls but like. long in the wrong way

what's wrong with girls who are long in the wrong way

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Types of Ghost Cores Theory

Superstition: Uncommon, the ghost’s ability is linked to their previous beliefs in supernatural forces and causation. These cores are what causes various ghosts to change forms into monsters based on the individual’s beliefs in cultural myths, urban legends or fate/luck. Even being to alter the world around them with their beliefs but only with a set rules to balance these powers.

This is what causes most ghosts to take on forms of supernatural beings, animals or have abilities tied to luck/probability/world manipulation for their main powers.

Ex: Desiree (genie/jinn), Johnny 13 (shadow manifests bad luck), Wulf (werewolf/cadejo?), Bullet (merman), Nocturne (sandman/boogeyman), Frostbite (yeti), Aragon/Dora (European dragons), Ghostwriter (writing ability), Youngblood (playing make believe), Pariah Dark (based of Norse mythos), Pandora (based of Greek mythos)

Elements: Common, ghosts have powers based on the elements that were related by the cause of their deaths. Events such as natural disasters, house fires, drowning, suffocation, electrocution, etc… sometimes the element of the core can be defined by the individual’s personality if their emotions were strongly linked to their cause of death too. Additionally, this core is not restricted to typical natural elements like Ice or Fire it can be things such as boxes, meats or any material object that is connected to their cause of death/obsession.

Ex: Fire cores; Ember, Fright Knight, Dan Phantom, Dan Phantom, Dani Phantom, Skulker

Electrical cores; Technus, Pandora, most low-level ghosts

Ice cores: Danny Phantom, Frostbite, Dani Phantom

Oddity cores: (powers related to certain objects/telekinesis): Box Ghost, Lunch Lady, Box Lunch, etc…

Plasma: Uncommon, while a lot of ghosts have plasma related abilities as part of the standard ghost powers setup; those who’s cores are completely plasma based have vast amounts of ecto-energy to harness and are capable of manipulating this energy for attacks, constructs or defense. Those that have these cores are usually ones that have indomitable will, determination or pride both prior and in death. Additionally, their ability to over shadow people is the strongest amongst other cores or have an ability to transform into greater forms. (It’s related to elements but given its qualities its quite an outlier as plasma is a weird state of matter). Additionally, these powers are mistaken for fire or ice cores given the properties of hot or cold plasma that some individual can manifest with this power.

Ex: Walker, Sidney Poindexter, Cujo, Vlad Plasimus, Dan Phantom, Pandora, Vortex, Dani Phantom, Danny Phantom, Undergrowth, Pariah Dark, Nocturne

Adaptive: Rare; allows user to obtain abilities of others or adapt to any environment necessary. This can involve shapeshifting or absorbing qualities of others in order to fuel their powers and obsession as well as counter foes.

EX: Spectra (emotion absorption/perfect shapeshifting), Amorpho (perfect shapeshifting/special power copy)

Fusion Core: Extremely Rare, found amongst halfas and ancient ghosts who obtained an addition ability over their time/mastery of most of their ghostly powers. This also applies to elemental ghosts who fused their cores/apparitional forms together bc they had similar core strengths/chemistry I guess. 

EX: Danny Phantom (Ice/Plasma), Vlad Plasimus (Fire?/Plasma), Pariah Dark (Superstition/Plasma), Pandora (Superstition/Plasma), Dan Phantom (Fire/Plasma), Dani Phantom (Water/Plasma), Skulktech 9.9 (Fire/Electricity), Vortex (Air/Plasma), Undergrowth (Earth/Plasma), Nocturne (Superstition/Plasma)

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please watch this tiktok (x)

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Give this lil Mer boy some love

I can't stop drawing him AAAAAA

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Danny after being startled as a ghost just casually putting his hand into his chest, pulling out his heart, giving it a little comforting pat and putting it back to calm down.

Onlookers including Sam and Tucker: ... What?

Jazz: Hey, that's so unsanitary, I told you, if organs are leaving your body you need to wear disinfected gloves.

Danny: My hands are clean but my heart was scared, it was a matter of urgency!

Onlookers: What the fu-

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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On a lighter note.

The main reason I ever wanted to write a Hungarian mythology-based urban fantasy is that I needed to see someone do Bread Magic in a mundane modern setting.

Bread Magic shows up in a variety in Hungarian fairytales. It works like this: when someone evil, usually the devil, sometimes a dragon, wants to come into your house and hurt you, usually by taking your children, what you do is put a loaf of bread on the windowsill. It will speak for you.

When evil demands admission, the bread will say: First, they buried me under the ground, and I survived. When I sprouted, they cruelly cut me down with sickles, and I survived. They threshed me with their flails and I survived. They ground me to flour with their millstones and I survived. They put me in a bowl and kneaded me, then they put me in a hot oven to bake me, and I survived. Have you done all these things? Until you do all these things and survive, you have no power here.

This is pretty powerful magic I think, and it makes sense in a country where wheat is the staple crop and bread is the staple food. If you have bread, you are alive, if you have no bread, you are dead, therefore bread is life. It was customary to refer to wheat as “life” well into the twentieth century, and not in high literary circles either: rural seasonal workers negotiated their wages in so and so many sacks of life.

And I totally want someone to do bread magic with a shitty store-bought muffin.

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I’ve been seeing a bunch of batfam artbreeder posts and decided to add some of mine!! Im still always working on them so these are most likely not the final thing,,, 

I’d say check me out on artbreeder to see the continuously updated ones but i’m such a mess on there jmnhmmn 

Dont delete my caption, thanks :)

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Good dissection au. Danny is super curious what's going on inside his own body and trusts his parents. They give him proper anesthesia and take all sorts of safety precautions while doing a handful of exploratory surgeries, and make sure Danny has time to rest and fun flavored juices to drink afterward.

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Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

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Your nen type but the quiz is really stupid

https://uquiz.com/lYsTbY

Hey take my nen quiz it’ll be… fun?

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equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

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HELP I’M ON THE FLOOR

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The Boy Who Wouldn’t Die

I know a lot of us love putting Danny through all sorts of crazy traumatic injuries and events and watching him bounce back, but what about an AU entirely built on that?

Like, it’s not that he can take a hit better than most people, or that his body is all that much tougher, it’s just that he can’t. finish. dying.

Danny is a boy trapped in a liminality. He IS liminality, in a way. He’s not alive, he’s not dead, and he’ll never manage to be either.

When he heals, it’s not because his cells are magically advanced, they’re simply returning to their initial state. Cut him and he bleeds, but he doesn’t scar. Remove a piece and it reforms. Blind him and his vision returns.

Kill him and he doesn’t die.

He’s trapped in a perpetual gateway state, a soul frozen halfway through the door.

There’s all sorts of ways you could explore something like this: maybe you go angsty and have him desperately search for a way to fully die, cause what is life if it never ends? Maybe he becomes a scholar, or a family man, or an archivist for things history wants to forget. Maybe he joins Clockwork in his eternal tower, cause at least he won’t have to watch him fade away. Maybe he leans fully into the superhero aspect, either as a shining savior or (my personal preference) a disillusioned man saving the world in the hopes that something will finally be stronger than him. Maybe he’s an adventurer, traveling the cosmos as only he can. Maybe he’s all these things; he’s certainly got the time for it.

I just really like pushing into the fact that this boy is unlike anything else in existence, different even than Vlad and Dani in ways they’ll never fully understand. What does that do to a person? I don’t know, but that’s what makes it fun.

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It really is wild how people who don't understand what consent is really do not understand what consent is. The idea that they're supposed to know how someone wants to be treated, and err to the side of caution or even ask if they aren't sure is absurd when you genuinely do not understand the concept.

"What, you need consent for everything these days?" Literally yes. And not just these days, but always have and always will.

"Do I need consent to kiss my wife in the morning? Do I need consent to shake someone's hand after a business meeting? Do I need CoNsEnT to braid my daughter's hair?"

Yes, yes and yes. A neurotypical person of reasonably passable social skill should have the ability to either instinctively understand when their touch is welcome, or logically conclude when their touch is socially expected. If you truly, literally, genuinely cannot tell whether your own child delights in you playing with her hair or merely endures it, then yeah, maybe you shouldn't touch anyone at all, ever, before you learn how to do that.

"Do I need consent to make eye contact with strangers on the street? Do I need consent from everyone on board before I get on the bus?"

Okay now you're just throwing a tantrum because someone told you 'no'.

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I was a dick to my partner during covid isolation, and I was procrastinating on writing an apology, so – as one does – I eventually, half-seriously, googled apology templates.

And I found this amazing website. It did not bring me AT ALL closer to writing my partner an apology, but it brought me immeasurable joy. I made choked animal howling noises for much of my perusing time.

Sometimes they’re kind of normal (this one is a message saying “I can’t attend your org’s event because I disagree with their politics”) but the title is phrased hilariously.

Others are, in fact, hilarious.

Most are sincere, but not all:

“Zoom Incident”

And my favorite:

“I AM NOT SURE WHY I ASSUMED THAT HE WOULD NOT BE INDOORS WHEN I DROPPED BY ON MONDAY”