unlikelykingdomphilosopher

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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look at this SPECIMEN

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

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you’re not unlovable just because somebody didn’t know how to love u right by the way

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when you watch the two towers and you get to the part where sam says “there’s some good in this world mr. frodo, and it’s worth fighting for” and you feel that rush of hope and you’re just like. you’re right sam. there is. there really is.

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There are over 60 miles of forested trail where I live. I am a single woman and I hike often. When I hike I have bear spray and a tactical knife in my backpack side pocket where I can access it quickly. Every so often someone asks me why I carry these things when there are no bears/cougars in our area. I remind them that it's not for animals....

I have to say that randomly seeing a strange man when you’re in the woods (not on a hiking path or other crowded space) is infinitely scarier than seeing a bear. Bears run away when you scream and throw things at them. Men do not.

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

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April waters running clear

(c) gif by riverwindphotography, April 2024

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happy valentine's day sapphics 💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me