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We pretty much knew Kirby and the Forgotten Land wasn't going to be properly post-apocalyptic, because while Kirby does routinely fight elder gods, they never actually get to succeed in eradicating all life, but I feel like Nintendo's workaround of "everything is deserted because a high-tech human civilisation captured an alien god, tortured its secrets from it, achieved some sort of post-human singularity and ascended en masse to a higher plane of existence, abandoning their uplifted animal servants to inherit the empty world they left behind" is kind of more fucked up than if everything had just gotten blown up.

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The real saw trap is reading an incredibly wrong take about your blorbo and seeing that it’s actually very popular

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Fighting for my fucking life here

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(Reblogs for sample size are appreciated)

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open rp

“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”

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no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house

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dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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ao3 is a medieval feast and i am a drunken lord slamming my goblet down on the table and yelling "bring me the most fucked up shit in all the realm!!!"

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if you’re ever jaded by really bad fanon interpretations it helps to revisit the source material so you can go Oh thank god. t’was all just a bad dream

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think we just need to start making up gods again, we've found too much to depend on ancient mythologies

a God of Computers, a God of Space Travel, a God of Dinosaurs, a God of Nebulae and all the other little things we've created and discovered that can't be properly governed by older deities

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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“are sorcerers nepo babies” wizarding council debate adjourned after level 9 fireball loosed in the forum

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