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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.
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Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access
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this is so real
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mfs will be like “I love the night :)” and then experience unliveable mental anguish the entire time
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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .
Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!
But I wont.
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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From Playgirl magazine/January 2000
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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