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urlocalaabattery · 14 hours
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I think in honor of ides of march on the 15th we should kill jeff bezos
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urlocalaabattery · 2 days
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I am almost positive Alice investigated before and is now trying to stop other people from making the same mistakes
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urlocalaabattery · 3 days
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this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????
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urlocalaabattery · 3 days
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Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated
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urlocalaabattery · 3 days
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urlocalaabattery · 3 days
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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urlocalaabattery · 4 days
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goddamnb!!
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chill out man!!!
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urlocalaabattery · 6 days
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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.
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urlocalaabattery · 8 days
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urlocalaabattery · 10 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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urlocalaabattery · 10 days
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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urlocalaabattery · 10 days
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I just think they are silly
Alice: “what’s the worst thing to do with legs”
Sam: “Alice…”
Alice: “probably amputate and eat them”
Sam: “I did not eat my leg”
Alice: “but you could’ve”
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urlocalaabattery · 10 days
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FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN!!! *gently knocks over train model set*
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urlocalaabattery · 11 days
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I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents
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urlocalaabattery · 12 days
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urlocalaabattery · 12 days
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9 out of 10 doctors reccommend fucking a train this friday, but most of those doctors are Marius Von Raum so I wouldn't trust that statistic
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urlocalaabattery · 13 days
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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
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