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do you ever think about shadowhand essek thelyss at 1am and how the cast asked matt during the campaign 2 wrap up if he was supposed to be a major antagonist and matt said no because he was "meant to be an antagonistic force in the world" like he was never even meant to be an antagonist, just a force, because his actual personhood was so deeply unimportant from the very beginning, and that he was invented with the sole purpose of making the world a worse place and was never supposed to matter beyond the ways in which his actions harmed others and then he saved the world not because he was a good person but because the mighty nein loved him so much that they bent the narrative around him and he became a character whose personhood mattered because they decided that it mattered and it was their love and nothing else that not only changed him but made him a person that could be changed at all and more than just an antagonistic force in the world, but an antagonist, who could grow and ultimately come to love them back and—

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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

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tbh garak was real for this, i also want bashir to dress sluttier

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Ok kids this is why you shouldn't try fiber. At first you think "I used to crochet, a little knitting won't hurt me. I'll learn to make a hat, for a baby gift." But soon it's not enough. You start buying yarn, yarn for future unspecified projects. First the cheap stuff, then you're hitting the local yarn store hardcore: superwash merino, baby alpaca, silk and mohair blends. Cashmere. You sneak new yarn to grow your stash -- yes, you have one now. More yarn than you could use in a lifetime. But it doesn't end there. That elusive color you crave... a little voice whispers to you, "Dye it yourself." So you do, and it's good -- but the thrill doesn't last. You chase new and ever more exciting colors and fiber blends. Handspun offers you dizzying combinations you've never had before, but the supply isn't steady. In a fit of withdrawal you acquire a drop spindle and some highly questionable roving. Your first attempt is a disaster but you know you'll do better next time. There's always a next time. A wheel would be so much faster. You're hoarding bobbins and eyeing drum carders. Two ply, three ply, chain ply? Everybody else is doing sheep-to-shawl, why not you? Your zoning doesn't permit alpacas but says nothing about angora rabbits.

There's this loom on craigslist...

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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help me

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#mood

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen. The reporter nor the network didn’t realize who Nana Visitor was and thought she was just some random person off the street.

Thanks to reddit for the heads up.

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

#Fun fact #I’m physically too short to be an astronaut #There’s a height requirement on that!

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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Drake might actually kill himself

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#Note aoc is not a senator either she’s a congresswoman as of now #But I’d kill for that #Would love to watch it happen

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