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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#Had a dream the other day that my friend picked a different Splatfest team from me. #But yeah now that I think of it I have had online conversation dreams multiple times. That's phone

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#Keyboard because I'm faster at that. Phone is fine. I can do Swype I can do the buttons with the numbers and letters on the same button. #But if I wanna type something long and I have a keyboard I'll use that #I love you the physical feedback of keys and also using all my fingers instead of just one at a time

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RAHHHH I LOVE THE LADIES OF VALVE!!!!!!

#ALYX! CHELL!! THIRD GIRL I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME FOR THAT IS CUTE AS WELL!!! #Portal 2's birthday is coming up it's like. friday or something. I wrote it down somewhere... #I love you ladies of Valve. I love you pretty and well thought out dresses #I love their silly tiny purses. clutches and the like. it's cute you drew cute good job op

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

#Guhhhhh yeah #''how do you feel now that you got that done :D'' the answer! Always just tired

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new splatoon gamemode: turf war, but alongside the two battling teams is a ninth player who plays as mario--his model ripped straight from super mario sunshine and controlling exactly as he does in that game--using fludd to clean all the ink as the other players try to play the game normally. the mario player gains nothing from this and only serves to annoy the other players

#Again my friend Mewah would be perfect for this. #Guy who exclusively turns off the lights as imposter and as crewmate stands at the lights and make sure they never get turned back on #You'd spray us with so much water

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is this good, is this anything

#Yes this is wonderful. I love it.

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#AUGH I HAD TO COOK MICROWAVE SOUP IN A SQUARE TWO DAYS AGO IT WAS THE WORST

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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Notes on drawing babies!

#Oh this is very helpful!! thank you

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They say spring's the season of new beginnings! 🪺🏳️‍⚧️✨

#trangendar

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

#I see this post all the time and the problem is that I do it so much that I'm not sure... How to rank my Pretentiousness #Maybe yarn stuff. Maybe it's the yarn art stuff

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wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock

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brainstorming session

#This is scheduled. I take April Fools off from Internet. Hi from January

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what r ur guyses obscutify ratings im curious

#Current is 81 all time is 88. If they just had the obscure songs I like... #THEY DON'T HAVE HEDGEHOG STEW. OR AQUAMARINE. OR SECRET PLACE BY JONI MITCHELL?????

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sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails