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hey guys, god is dead

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cómo se usa esto

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*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

“no christmas is coming”

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attitude is like kanye and feelings are like drake

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Joey’s Logic.

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me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

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When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

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I don't get this Tumblr thing... Help.

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When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

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Walkthrough by Cole Sprouse

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So damn true

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