𝐑𝐔𝐏𝐈 𝐊𝐀𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
various lines of various poems from rupi kaur. separated slightly per poem. feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse).
‘ i do not need the kind of love that is draining. ’
‘ i want someone who energizes me. ’
‘ you treat them as if they have a heart like yours. ’
‘ not everyone can be as soft && tender as you. ’
‘ you see the person they have the potential to be. ’
‘ you give && you give until they have taken everything out of you. ’
‘ don’t mistake salt for sugar. ’
‘ if he wants to be with you, he will be. ’
‘ it’s that simple. ’
‘ and here you are living. despite it all. ’
‘ what’s the greatest lesson a woman should learn? ’
‘ you are one person. ’
‘ when you move, an entire community walks through you. ’
‘ the world gives you so much pain … && here you are making gold out of it. ’
‘ i am trying my best to have hope. ’
‘ i will greet each morning with an i will when it feels like i can’t. ’
‘ i will meet a day that will melt me. ’
‘ i will move && the sadness will fall off of my shoulders to make room for joy. ’
‘ i will be full of color. ’
‘ i will touch the sky again. ’
‘ our backs tell stories no books have the spine to carry. ’
‘ you ask if we can still be friends … ’
‘ a honeybee does not dream of kissing the mouth of a flower && then settle for its leaves. ’
‘ i am not a victim of my life. ’
‘ what i went through pulled a warrior out of me. ’
‘ you know, i should crumble for better reasons … ’
‘ have you seen that boy? ’
‘ he brings the sun to its knees every night. ’
‘ i glimpsed you in distance, sparkling through coffee cups. ’
‘ i reached out to pull you toward me. ’
‘ you were a toilet door locked with a code. ’
‘ you might not have been my first love … ’
‘ you were the love who made the other loves irrelevant. ’
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i am back!! i started @condemnedsouls for hazbin stuff, but i also miss my muses here, so i'll be active where i can!! i'll probably clear drfats and stuff for a bit of a fresh start if you will, so i'll post a new starter call set soon !!
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50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 .
( an assortment of dialogue prompts for roleplay purposes ! feel free to edit the prompts to fit your muse if required . )
❛ was that a friend of yours ? ❜
❛ quick ! this way , before they see you . ❜
❛ is this what you wanted ? ❜
❛ you look like you’ve just seen a ghost . ❜
❛ i’ll still be here when you wake up , i promise . ❜
❛ may i borrow this for a short while ? i promise i’ll return it ! ❜
❛ you’re late . ❜
❛ none of this would have happened if you’d just listened to me ! ❜
❛ give me one good reason why i should believe you . ❜
❛ someone’s in a good mood today , i see . ❜
❛ if you have something to say to me , spit it out already . ❜
❛ you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground . ❜
❛ i never thought i’d see you again . ❜
❛ i’ve lost so many people . i can’t lose you , too . ❜
❛ may i have this dance ? ❜
❛ don’t treat me like a child . ❜
❛ i’m really not one for crowds . ❜
❛ tell me it’s not true , [ name ] . please tell me it’s not true . ❜
❛ you don’t have to hold my hand , you know . ❜
❛ i need to step away for a bit , i’m sorry . ❜
❛ i can’t do this without you . ❜
❛ this isn’t our fight , [ name ] . it’s my fight . ❜
❛ don’t come any closer ! ❜
❛ i would never lie to you . to others , yes , but never to you . ❜
❛ rough day today , i assume ? ❜
❛ that is not an appropriate question to ask someone you just met . ❜
❛ hey ! what was that for ? ❜
❛ god , i have no idea how you do this every day . ❜
❛ you’re such a coward , aren’t you ? ❜
❛ why don’t you just kill me ? ❜
❛ i’m not leaving you , [ name ] . not now . not ever . ❜
❛ i know i’m not the person you want , but … i’m here . ❜
❛ is that my shirt you’re wearing ? ❜
❛ who the hell invited you ? ❜
❛ you knew ! you knew , and you didn’t tell me ? ❜
❛ you’re going to get us killed . ❜
❛ you’re terrible at flirting , you know . ❜
❛ i see a lot of myself in you . ❜
❛ i didn’t realise you were in so much pain . ❜
❛ you should have thought about that before you engaged in a fight . ❜
❛ why can’t i come with you ? ❜
❛ what are you doing out here by yourself ? ❜
❛ no more lies . no more secrets . from here on out , we’re honest with each other , [ name ] . ❜
❛ stay with me . just for tonight . ❜
❛ trust me , these people are not your friends . ❜
❛ how many more people need to die before you are satisfied ? ❜
❛ i know you better than you think i do . ❜
❛ you know … you’re really cute for someone with such a terrible personality . ❜
❛ i just wanted to see you smile again . ❜
❛ being strong doesn’t mean never asking for help or admitting that you’re in pain . ❜
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baldur's gate 3 starters (part 1)
part 1 / ? .
❝ a less trusting person might think this all sounds very suspicious. ❞
❝ you say all the right words, but i’m not sure you mean the right things. ❞
❝ i know somewhere quiet. somewhere intimate. somewhere we can…indulge in each other. ❞
❝ eugh, don’t be nice to me. it makes me want to be nice back. ❞
❝ we needn’t be enemies. there’s plenty of those to go around already. ❞
❝ there’s a steeliness to you, an unwavering tenacity in the face of, to be frank, quite dire odds. ❞
❝ even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will. ❞
❝ i appreciate anyone that opens a conversation with threats of bodily harm. ❞
❝ oh, you know me - ever the optimist. i’m trying to focus on the positives. ❞
❝ i’m not easily impressed by people, but you’re stronger than i gave you credit for. ❞
❝ there’s an air about you. something alien. ❞
❝ loosen the grip on your pride for one blasted moment, won’t you? ❞
❝ it’s been a long time since someone stuck their neck out for me like that. ❞
❝ there’s something odd about this village. people skulk around like they’ve something to hide. ❞
❝ you know, if you want to spend time with me, you only have to say so. ❞
❝ i want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. what you see. ❞
❝ what’s better than a devil you don’t know? a devil you do. ❞
❝ you must know that you’re…that you’re very special to me. ❞
❝ the gods are nothing if not vindictive in their vengeance. ❞
❝ stay with me a while, will you? day will come all too soon. ❞
❝ here’s my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. ❞
❝ i am terrified. i will not claim otherwise. ❞
❝ my apologies. i’m not quite myself yet. i had the strangest dream last night. ❞
❝ we didn’t die today. tomorrow, perhaps. but not today. ❞
❝ leader’s need to make tough decisions. we do what we must. ❞
❝ i think that unknowable powers come with unknowable consequences. ❞
❝ i’ve had a lifetime’s fill of watching little men puff themselves up with grand titles. ❞
❝ in these times, all we can trust are the blades in our hands. ❞
❝ it’s not easy to turn away from one you once loved. ❞
❝ much has been promised to you, hasn’t it? but what has been taken from you? ❞
❝ damn it all. i can do nothing right - not a damn thing. ❞
❝ every instinct i have tells me that nothing’s changed. that i’m still just a means to an end. ❞
❝ do not speak of a story you only know the half of. ❞
❝ i dreamt every night that you’d come back to me. that somehow it was all a nightmare dawn would undo. ❞
❝ when the time comes to strike, you must take it. for there may be only one chance. ❞
❝ your eyes. there is pain, endless and deep. but also devotion - blazing like the sun. ❞
❝ you’re adorable even when you’re teasing me. ❞
❝ i don’t need your help, and i don’t need your pity. ❞
❝ i’m more than what i was. and i’m not afraid of anything any more. ❞
❝ i said exactly what i meant: i love you. you should never, never doubt that. ❞
❝ this is all like some sort of terrible dream. but it’s real, isn’t it? ❞
❝ there is no redemption. can’t you see? it is too late. ❞
❝ i don’t know that it was brave. i just know that it was right. ❞
❝ you took those bastards down like it was nothing. it…was amazing. ❞
❝ they underestimated me. so they paid the price. ❞
❝ we fight, we die, and we just hope that when our time comes, there is someone else to take our place. ❞
❝ unfortunately for me, you’re my friend. rescuing you from mortal peril is my right. ❞
❝ what did you think i was going to say? 'oh, come here, i'll kiss you better'? ❞
❝ flowers are so overrated. they're bright, gaudy, and almost never make good poisons. ❞
❝ i’ve been lied to, my whole life. and i was gullible enough to just believe it. ❞
❝ you know, i never pictured myself as a hero. never thought i'd be the one they toast for saving so many lives. and now that i'm here…i hate it. ❞
❝ you know, i feel a connection between us. like we're two souls walking the same path. ❞
❝ the forgiving sort, are you? you should be careful. plenty would take advantage of that. ❞
❝ it’s as if god made you just to ruin me. ❞
❝ perish the thought. every word i said was nothing less than true. ❞
❝ you have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. i like it. ❞
❝ i got my eye on you. you got the look of a troublemaker. ❞
❝ i’m starting to think you’re my guardian angel. ❞
❝ it seems you know me better than i know myself. ❞
❝ you…you have no idea what you’ve done. ❞
❝ they say madness and genius are separated by but a hair’s breadth. perhaps the same is true of madness and stupidity. ❞
❝ oh, it’s you. don’t you get tired of telling people how to live their lives? ❞
❝ good morning! thank you for not killing me the other night. ❞
❝ when the time comes to strike, you must take it. for there may be only one chance. ❞
❝ it is good to savour the moment of victory - but pace bg3 syourself. our fight is just beginning. ❞
❝ i was too hasty to judge you. i thought you were witless, gutless, unimpressivably bland… ❞
❝ yours is the first happy face i’ve seen in a good while. ❞
❝ when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair – that’s when you’ll come knocking on my door. ❞
❝ thank you, my friend. maybe we’ll meet again, in another life. ❞
❝ you’ll regret sticking your nose in my business. ❞
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hello all! i am making my millionth attempt to return by reducing my muse list by quite a lot! check out my new muse list below, i’ll be working on blog maintenance over the next few days as well!
muse list!
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i have a trello for my blogs if yall wanna see where the muses are at for being prepped and all
i hoped to get to inbox stuff but i only just finished half of the muse page so til tomorrow hgdfj
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🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( random assortment of sentences that can but don’t have to be used for muses meeting each other for the first time. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life. ❜
❛ umm, is this seat taken ? ❜
❛ don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe. ❜
❛ my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home. ❜
❛ i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to. ❜
❛ can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜
❛ are you always this straightforward with strangers ? ❜
❛ here, i noticed you lost this earlier. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else. ❜
❛ so, what brings you here today ? ❜
❛ hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you. ❜
❛ you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ? ❜
❛ can’t you watch where you are going ?! ❜
❛ i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now. ❜
❛ oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ? ❜
❛ here, let me help you. ❜
❛ is there a reasons you’re here on your own ? ❜
❛ apparently we’re going to be working on this together now. ❜
❛ you look like you could use a hand with that. ❜
❛ what do people around here do to have some fun ? ❜
❛ looks like this will take a while, huh ? ❜
❛ oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself. ❜
❛ excuse me, i think i’m lost. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit. ❜
❛ do you come here often ? ❜
❛ do you mind if i join you for a bit ? ❜
❛ you looked lonely so i got you a drink. ❜
❛ i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name]. ❜
❛ what the hell just happened there ? ❜
❛ have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it. ❜
❛ can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here. ❜
❛ seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together. ❜
❛ come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent. ❜
❛ i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright. ❜
❛ i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ? ❜
❛ you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ? ❜
❛ we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ? ❜
❛ i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it. ❜
❛ i think our orders may have gotten mixed up. ❜
❛ do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ? ❜
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based on this suggestions blog. warning: these are pretty dark/angry & could be triggering to some people. please be cautious before proceeding!!
‘ all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly & me to not flinch away without meaning to. when will this stop affecting me? ’
‘ all i want is to be soft & gentle, but i’m made out of steel & anger. maybe in another life, i guess. ’
‘ beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so choose to see beauty in everything. ’
‘ burning it all to the ground & force them to start again. they made you lose everything. now return the favor. ’
‘ do i ever even cross your mind or do i do all the thinking of us on my own? ’
‘ do you trust me enough? do you trust me at all? ’
‘ don’t you dare abandon me. ’
‘ even after all you have done, i will always want you fighting on my side. ’
‘ every time i see you smile i fall in love with your brightness all over again. ’
‘ everyone i have ever loved is long gone. i sing to the sky alone. ’
‘ everyone i touch gets hurt, but i can’t stop. i touch & i touch & i touch & people get hurt. why can’t i ever stop? ’
‘ everyone says i used to be a hero, but i can still taste the blood in my mouth & still feel bruises blooming because of my fists & my eyes are still stretched wide & terrified. ’
‘ everything i love has been taken from me. what do i have left to fight for? ’
‘ fall in love with someone that makes you feel strong. ’
‘ friends are more important than any material object will ever be. ’
‘ i am aching to hold you & keep you safe, to be pressed against you so that nothing can harm you. ’
‘ i am divine & you will bow before me. ’
‘ i am fucking divine. ’
‘ i am in control & i listen to no one. ’
‘ i am not a good person. don’t pretend i am. ’
‘ i am not accustomed to love. this is a learning experience. ’
‘ i am not worth saving & i am not worth redemption. let me stay in the dark. ’
‘ i am so tired all the time, all i want to do is rest. ’
‘ i am too tired to deal with any of this. ’
‘ i bow to no man. ’
‘ i broke into sharp pieces when i broke & i expect someone else to hurt their hands on my edges just to put me back together. i’m sorry. ’
‘ i can give you your wings back & i can show you to fly once more, if you only believe in me. ’
‘ i cannot be saved. ’
‘ i can’t ask for help because if i ask for help it hurts people. i can bear this weight on my own. i have to. ’
‘ i could taste the lies in your mouth every time i kissed you, but i loved you too much to notice. ’
‘ i crave affection in the simplest way. ’
‘ i deserve to hurt. i deserve to bleed. ’
‘ i didn’t ask for any of this so don’t you dare blame this on me. ’
‘ i don’t care if you say my name like it’s poison or like it’s a prayer, as long as it leaves your lips. ’
‘ i don’t fight for you anymore. ’
‘ i don’t want to let go of you. not now, not ever. ’
‘ i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to remember. i don’t want to heal. all i want is for it to go away. ’
‘ i don’t want you to touch me. please don’t touch me, just go away. ’
‘ i feel anger deeper than my bones. i feel anger in my very soul. ’
‘ i feel nothing at all, except for when i feel everything all at once. ’
‘ i have fallen & though i may miss the sky, i belong here now. ’
‘ i have fallen from a height your mind cannot even imagine. ’
‘ i have no home anymore. ’
‘ i remember collapsing in the flames with a sword in my hand & then i remember nothing. ’
‘ i see beauty in everything, but especially in you. ’
‘ i should never have fallen in love with you. ’
‘ i thought for a long time that i was so terrible no one would look at me. now i know it’s because i shine so bright they are forced to look away. ’
‘ i was so caught up in the feeling that i forgot how to breathe. ’
‘ i will never amount to anything. i am a failure in the worst type of way. ’
‘ i will tell myself that the burn of my loneliness in my chest completes me & maybe someday it will be true. ’
‘ if that’s what a hero is i’m glad i’m not one anymore. ’
‘ if you ask me to, i will set the whole world on fire, my dear. it’s all for you. ’
‘ is it my fault? it’s my fault. it’s always my fault. ’
‘ it’s not murder if they deserved it, right? ’
‘ i’m drowning in emotions that don’t belong to me, choking on anger & suffocating on sadness. ’
‘ i’m in love with everything that hurts me. ’
‘ i’m okay. i’m alright. this is all in my mind. ’
‘ i’m ready to give up everything i’ve ever had if it means someone will love me. ’
‘ i’m so cold & i can’t stop shaking. i am not who you think i am. ’
‘ i’m so tired all the time & i just want to be awake again. ’
‘ i’m tired of fighting against the pain of being forgotten. i just want someone to remember me. ’
‘ i’m tired of fighting everything in my life. just make it stop. ’
‘ i’m too tired to care. blow up, get angry at me. i’m sure someday i’ll realize i deserved it. ’
‘ jealousy burns within me. ’
‘ just let me go in peace for once in my damn life. ’
‘ loneliness is a disease & it leaves me empty & hollow, like sound goes through my body & bounces back. ’
‘ made of starlight & sunshine, i shine brighter than they all know. ’
‘ my anger is righteous & my actions are pure. ’
‘ my chest aches & my lungs burn. this sickness comes from the inside. ’
‘ my chest hurts & all i need is some comfort & understanding. ’
‘ my chest hurts & i ache to go back to the sky. ’
‘ my shoulders are aching where wings used to be & all i want is for them to stop hurting. ’
‘ pull me apart & piece me together in your own way. make me perfect. ’
‘ righteous fury throws through my veins & if you touch the people i love i will destroy you. ’
‘ rise up. you can’t keep being small when you were made for so much more. ’
‘ say my name like it’s the only one that’s ever been on your tongue. ’
‘ so much blood has been spilled in my name. time to make you believe it was in yours. ’
‘ so you’ll worry about me when i fall silent, but not when i scream & plead for help? fuck off. ’
‘ sometimes people have to get hurt for me to get what i want. ’
‘ stay away from my fucking friends. stay the fuck away or so help me i will destroy you. ’
‘ stop treating me like i’m an idiot. you aren’t better than me in any way & you better remember that. ’
‘ the bitter taste of regret is ever present on my tongue. ’
‘ the world is spinning far too fast for me to stay on it. ’
‘ to love them is my divine right. ’
‘ voices whisper from the shadows & they fill my mind with thoughts of you. ’
‘ what did i to wrong to be so unloved? ’
‘ what is the point of power if i’m not supposed to use it? ’
‘ who the fuck do you think you are? ’
‘ why can’t i ever fucking stop crying? ’
‘ with a new year comes new tests & triumphs. let’s try to make the most out of it. ’
‘ would it really kill you to be honest for once? ’
‘ yes, i remember my wings breaking & being destroyed. i was powerless to stop it. ’
‘ you are not required to love your parents, or to even like them. ’
‘ you can’t hate me more than i hate myself, but you are more than welcome to try. ’
‘ you may say you love me, but you love only a part of me. i am too complex for you to ever love my entire being. ’
‘ you never fucking cared about me. don’t fucking lie about it. not to me. ’
‘ you remind me of mint. fresh, sharp, kind of cold, but in a nice way. i always knew there was a reason mint was my favorite. ’
‘ you shine light in even the darkest parts of me. you are my sun. ’
‘ you should fear me, but you don’t. i will be eternally puzzled, yet grateful. ’
‘ you touch me & my skin burns & it burns for you, always you. ’
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me, dragging myself back into activity by the scruff of my own neck?
more likely than you think ; I got my laptop back in working order and I was in my top tier activity levels when I had it so I'm invoking the gods
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ive realized that stan is the only character that i really know the least about so i’ve found a nice comprehensive playlist of all the times mark played as him and my god i forget how wild gta rp can be LMFAO
i’m writing down a bunch of this stuff as i watch / research the wiki so i dont forget and can fix his file later but here’s a glimpse if you don’t know stan well hgfjk
denise is stan’s ex wife and roy is his bio son ( going by they/he pronouns imo )
stan wants to own a water delivery service, but in the meantime he does deliver other things until his business takes off
he is very susceptible to being kidnapped as he is so trusting
to some he claims to be a 39 -year-old virgin but in the monologues ,in his head, he clearly accounts having lost his family, wife and son. he admits to jimmy that his son was born despite him never having sex with his wife. at an earlier point, jimmy asks about the type of interactions his ex-wife had with adult males in their homestead and stan responds to each hypothetical by recounting an experience that matches each situation exactly. this implies that roy the water boy is not stan's biological son, and may e the byproduct of any number of extramarital affairs that stan was ignorant of.
stan is a delivery driver in the day, very passionate about water, hates coffee. he does various side jobs and assists often unwittingly in crimes
at some point he tells jimmy that he was willing to dive deep into crack, prostitution, other drugs until jimmy showed him burglary is a better option
jerry ( pizza delivery and plumber) probably nailed denise
carlos the old landscaper also probably in an affair w denise
had a male babysitter who was probably nailing denise
his wife left him for a french-canadian man named frédérique who used to clean their pool. he was beautiful and stan feels like he could never compete with that. in another story he was supposedly his divorce lawyer & is why he lost custody of roy
stan gets bouts of violence especially when water or his fanny pack is being disrespected, anc calls coffee the Devil’s Juice or Devil’s Drink. his fanny pack is a touchy subject which he explains by its utilitarian benefits of having everything that he needs readily available at all times.
jimmy, kiki, and eugene are acquaintances, jimmy more of a business partner-in-crime and called friendly j, friendly, or friendly jimmy by stan. kiki chanel is an old dating prospect && supposedly one who led to his coma that he experienced, although with little info on that one. eugene was an old man he met briefly when kidnapped by those last two and forced to peruse eugene’s mansion before being made to leave when accused of checking out eugene’s late wife
he thinks the best of everyone and seldom realizes that what he's doing is criminal or illegal — an alternative is that he is probably in denial of things to keep his friends and in which would "stuff" his issues/problems deep with in him and would come out in "demon form" when he would take the pill form "oxy".
stan often has lengthy dialogues with himself inside his head. often "arguing with the voices inside of his head".
sometimes he can't help himself from smashing and breaking coffee machines.
he has a tendency to accidentally jerk and punch random people, blaming it on a "delayed adrenal system".
stan's middle name, as revealed by kiki, is elizabeth. he does not know how she gained this knowledge.
whenever stan consumes an oxy pill his voice changes into a demon-like voice and he will chase down jimmy but he will go back to normal stan eventually
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i dont think space implicated the viewer to be “roy” properly, i don’t imagine that sort of thing was on purpose, but i think it put the viewer in the shoes of that person for that scene as the multiverse was collapsing in on itself. it gave a glimpse of a single shared weekend at a father who just likes to help people,, sometimes a misguided in doing so.
in his main verse, you could certainly consider him to be living in los santos. all of the above applies, he’s a simple man looking to hydrate the world who just often finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong sort of people. but his kindheartedness usually gets him by.
he likes cats
the only weapons he will ever use are blunt objects of any kind
he has zero interest in alcohol but might partake in an occasional drug if convinced
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𝟕𝟓 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
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❛ if i can’t be the best, i sure as hell can be the worst! ❜
❛ don’t fucking judge me, i can make what i want- i can make my own sandwich. ❜
❛ well, i live on a planet called earth. the population is six millbillion or something. ❜
❛ check this shit out. ❜
❛ my goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth. ❜
❛ aw jimminey-jillakers. gee-whiz batman. aw frick. oh jeezum. ❜
❛ there ain’t no quittin’ time in octopus gas station town. ❜
❛ you think i came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ mozart?! ❜
❛ oh, go fuck yourself. ❜
❛ no no no, it’s okay. you can do this. you can do this. ❜
❛ oh! oh my god! are you fucking kidding me?! ❜
❛ everything i know is a lie! ❜
❛ wouldn’t it be funny if you … lose a family member? ❜
❛ everything’s a joke. ❜
❛ inside, we’re all a bunch of sadists. ❜
❛ are you hungry? we should go to infininin-and-out burger! ❜
❛ am i really getting a lesson in morality from someone that just told a corporation to jizz on his face? ❜
❛ why do people watch this?! don’t watch this! ❜
❛ you seem like a decent person, except for your feet. ❜
❛ come here, man, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. ❜
❛ there you go, there’s my special guy. ❜
❛ don’t nestle into my lap! ❜
❛ and she can make tea with her friends … not me, obviously! ❜
❛ i’ll get you ice cream, you want some ice cream? ❜
❛ i’m the video game boy! i’m the one who wins! ❜
❛ i’m done! i’m fucking done! this is bullshit! ❜
❛ it’s not cheating if you can do it. ❜
❛ i’m gonna need some ketchup for all those harsh-browns you’re servin’ right now. ❜
❛ register now at your local supermarket for the rewards card. it will save you ten percent on fucking goddamn bullshit, fuck! ❜
❛ my penis cannot get erect! ❜
❛ god! it’s so fucking hard to fucking fuck! ❜
❛ you fucking hammer with your fucking tied-ass hammer your stick! ❜
❛ at age six, i was born without a face. ❜
❛ you can’t open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me. ❜
❛ you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere, you’ve gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! ❜
❛ i don’t need to know you, i just need to blow you. ❜
❛ if you like giving blowjobs then just fuckin’, just do it man, just do it, just give a blowjob, who cares? ❜
❛ we got a jingley jangle problem on our hands. santa’s going nuts! ❜
❛ if space is nothingness then how do we compare speeds other than to comparing planets by how speed they fast each other? ❜
❛ telling you to stay in school. don’t do drugs! eat your teeth. ❜
❛ it’s so easy to make a halloween costume, all you gotta do is ruin some sheets. ❜
❛ don’t believe me?! look at my resume! thirty years experience in jackin’ off! ❜
❛ stop throwing stuff! what’s wrong with you?! ❜
❛ you’ve been working out, huh? training at the gym? ❜
❛ this is a very 80s thing, right here. ❜
❛ i’m number one! i’m number one! ❜
❛ i didn’t know this was timed! ❜
❛ that was less good. that was more stupid. ❜
❛ there is a warrant for my arrest. ❜
❛ ah! ugh! fudge!! ❜
❛ oh, this is a little awkward. ❜
❛ i’m yelling in general, not at you! ❜
❛ what if a child ate these? then they would die of glass poisoning! ❜
❛ i tried! it’s hard!! ❜
❛ my eyes are closed, my lips are sealed, my butt is clenched. ❜
❛ how do you not know that?! there’s a meme about it! ❜
❛ why can’t you just say ‘i love you’? why do you have to make me jump through hoops?❜
❛ i’m gonna be an instagram influencer! ❜
❛ would you like to place this into your pants? ❜
❛ i’ve got paper in my pants. ❜
❛ that’s where i make all my feelings go! now i can’t get sad anymore! ❜
❛ can you open this for me? ❜
❛ what is this?! WHAT IS THIS?! Stop this! ❜
❛ it’s a whole bag of these! there’s a whole many thousands of them!! ❜
❛ i can’t read this, it’s on french! ❜
❛ we did it. we secured the tree. ❜
❛ you’re great. you’re really super great. ❜
❛ do i eat it? ❜
❛ i think i made it worse. ❜
❛ oh no, the glit! the glitter’s sticking into my hands!! ❜
❛ you fool! you pompous fool! ❜
❛ how did we lose it?! ❜
❛ i’ll put whatever in my mouth! i don’t care! ❜
❛ you’re so fucking adorable. i love you more with each passing day. ❜
❛ it’s just me and, like, five other sad dads just hanging out. ❜
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@hiraethtm whispered a line ; Sad/Hurt Sentence Starters ( always accepting )
❛ “Everyone leaves in the end.” (for duck?) ❜
DUCK let out a measured breath. That was ... a statement to make, for sure. He didn't know Rowan very well — he couldn't say what reasons they had to say what they did && he wasn't entirely certain if it was his place to ask or say even a word in regards to whatever other thoughts might reside behind this one. But ... he couldn't just say nothing. He wanted to help if he could, although maybe they were talking in reference to themselves. He was sure that would be the wrong response, though. Who follows this up with, well do you mean you or me?
❛ ... I'm sorry that's how it's been. For, uh, what it's worth, I'm not goin' anywhere anytime soon. ❜
It probably wouldn't mean much, all things considered. But what more could he say? Could he offer more than a small reassurance of his own presence? He'd lived in the same place his whole life — maybe that would count for something.
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@priscnblues whispered a line ; ❛ 50 dialogue prompts ❜ ( accepting always )
❛ if you have something to say to me , spit it out already. ❜ ( cecil!!)
DR. CECIL let out a quiet sigh when Yancy spoke. He had been seeing Yancy now for weeks. They certainly weren't getting anywhere very fast && perhaps it showed on his face. Ordinarily when Cecil would find himself servicing such an argumentative && nonresponsive client, he would refer them to someone else for a better fit. But he couldn't really do that with Yancy. Yancy was incarcerated, for one && not many would be willing to make that commute. But most importantly, he had a feeling maybe not everyone would be able to cross the line into the 1950's the way he could from current times. The small leatherbound book that allowed him to do so even now was tucked away into an inner suit jacket pocket.
Or, perhaps, the biggest reason he couldn't being that he was employed by an anonymous force more than willing to put an end to his life, should he walk away from the responsibility. Somehow that wasn't really worth it.
❛ I have to admit, Yancy, in spite of coming here several times, we have made very little progress, ❜ he spoke finally, leaning forward to rest his arms on the table && adjust the phone to his ear. He was slowly working out the process of being allowed a proper in person session, without the glass between them, but as he wasn't originally employed by the prison itself, it was a slow thing.
❛ I would like to try to get an understanding of how you work best. Do you think you're using your mind to its fullest capabilities? ❜ One thing at a time. He had so little on Yancy. The more he learned, the more he could report, at least. He wouldn't try any less with Yancy than he would any willing client, at least. Perhaps he needed to trick him into telling him things. That did sometimes work ...
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@priscnblues whispered a line ; ❛ 50 dialogue prompts ❜ ( accepting always )
❛ don’t treat me like a child. ❜
ABE hadn't meant for his words to come off that way. He had a terrible tendency to forget himself, the way his words could or would be taken. It led to many a confrontation && in this case, it was the last thing that he wanted to have happen. He was not here to cause any issues && sitting in the visitor seat of the jail, he cursed his poor social skills.
❛ I'm — fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. I just — I want to help. In ... any way that I can. I'm sure you're taking care of yourself, I know you don't know much of ... anything about me, probably. But if I can help, I would like to. ❜
He owed it to him, didn't he? To help. He was Marcus' son, whatever he may have known about that aside. It took so much digging to find him, to find Yancy. He owed it to Marcus, owed it to that whole family, didn't he? He was nothing if not the man on the case for anything legal, almost. This was his job. It was his debt. He was alive && here to help. If Yancy would let him.
He trained his eyes on the wall past Yancy's head, through the glass, holding the phone tight in one hand && pressed hard against his ear. He willed himself to keep his shaking invisible. He'd fought his own mind to come here && offer his assistance. He had to try. He had to present well.
❛ I can do a lot. I can get you money, things you need or want. I could find you good legal counsel. Just. Whatever you need. ❜
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