Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.
Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*
Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.
Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*
Me: NO
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A dreaded sunny day so I’ll meet you at the cemetery gates 🪓❤️⚡️
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Percy: I'm not that in love with Annabeth
Grover: You doodled your wedding invitation
Percy: No, that's our joint tombstone
Grover: My mistake
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Me: One day I’m gonna publish this book, and a there will be a whole fandom, and they’re gonna write fanfic and draw fanart, and Netflix will make it into a true TV show adaptation and everyone’s gonna know about it–
Family members: Whatcha working on there?
Me: nOThiNG
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*Team bonding day on the beach behind the Hard Deck*
Phoenix: Hangman’s really showing off today.
Rooster: *follows her gaze to see Hangman walking up in booty shorts and a crop top. Take My Breath Away starts playing*
Rooster, in a trance: Oh, God. I’m so gay.
Phoenix, looking around: No shit. Now where the hell is that music coming from?
Rooster: You hear it, too?
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just thinking abt the fact that both ein/the creature and Lisa are two weird impopular teens from different times who met and bonded over arts and traumas hundreds of years laters to fall in love and kill bad people, get married and be forever with each other's decaying bodies because death is temporary and love is eternal :((((((
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creature you absolute little freak of nature ily
like if my zombie bf doesn't chop off my crushes penis for me is it really worth the grind
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I watched Lisa Frankenstein 6 times in the last 48 hours. This movie...
Pose ref under cut
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by miphasou on instagram (shared with permission)
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
unfinished
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
dont care
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Nico: You're just not my type. *walks off*
Percy: ...
Percy: .....
Percy: ......
Annabeth: Percy, are you okay? You're still my type.
Percy: *turns to Annabeth very slowly*
Percy: Were guys always an option?
Annabeth: O_O
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024)
dir. Zelda Williams
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personally i think a victorian zombie man expressing his love to his weird goth gf by killing people who have wronged her in any way is the definition of romance
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