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Kon and Bart should get a comic which is them doing dumb shit like everyone else in their early 20s, with occasional incidental crime fighting in the background. Issues could feature stories such as:

IMPULSE & SUPERBOY vs THE HOUSING CRISIS They decide it's time to move out of their respective sudo-grandparents houses, find a side job, and rent an apartment together (idk where so let's pick at random New Orleans). Discovering how unaffordable this is they end up in a tiny studio (maybe sharing a bed like Laurel and Hardy or Morecambe and Wise?) Looking for easy income, Bart tries taking advantage of his powers to work several retail jobs simultaneously, whilst Kon gets caught up in a MLM scheme run by a retired supervillain.

CLUB NIGHT! The boys decide they want a night out, Kon gets into a protracted argument with the bouncers who take issue with his outfit (he keeps using super speed to go change, getting turned away each time for increasingly petty reasons) whilst Bart, off his face on ket (he smuggled it in his hair), discovers the DJ is a supervillain in descuise, but the music is good so he refuses to fight them until they finish their set

MURDER ON THE AMTRAK The justice league gets a tip-off that a key mafia-case witness is to be murdered on the train from New Orleans to Chicago. The boys are dispatched as undercover bodyguards, deciding to travel disguised in drag (they'd rewatched "some like it hot" last week) but the boredom of days spent traveling proves almost as dangerous for the two as the multitude of mobsters on the train.

HOLIDAY Lacking the funds for a proper holiday, the two are excited when their wealthy friend from Gotham suggests they spend a week in the Caribbean aboard his yacht. Calamity ensues when Tim's yacht turns out to be one and the same as the "murder shack" he lives aboard; a miscommunication sends them accidentally sailing across the Bermuda triangle; and a spontaneous beach day that almost has them accidentally invade Cuba, relying on Wally's friendship with the late Fidel Castro to get them off the hook.

TV/TAKEAWAY NIGHT After an exhausting week, the pair had plans to go get pizza and spend some quality time with their TV, some old friends and a bong. Bart goes for the pizza, to his favourite pizzeria (which for some reason only opens at strange times). After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit he must make it back to the apartment without crossing paths with any of the gangsters now looking for him whilst not revealing his secret identity. Meanwhile Kon discovers that "Wendy the Werewolf Stalker" has been removed from streaming, and decides to give the exec responsible a piece of his mind. The catch: the company has been bought by Lex Luthor. Cissie and Cassie have no trouble whatsoever bringing the bong & pot.

I think you get the idea. Lots of cameos for both all of YJ and the supporting casts from their 90s solos. They should definitely be poor - billionaires are overrepresented as it is in comics and it'd be funny to see how many packs of instant ramen a speedster can eat.

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Please please please

Can you do some other jayroy?? Spicy or cute pleaseeee

Love your art 🫶🏻

it's not easy being a dad and a vigilante

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bruce holding little dick

and here is an old redrawing of my sketch from 2021. Dick.

and here is little jason. that's it.

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jumping on this little trend of drawing tim wearing bernard's t-shirt because of this post

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oracle, ban this guy

(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)

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Me and the bf I got from my transgender aura

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I give you …..THEM ✨✨

I feel like I did Steph dirty…. Tbh I’ll try harder next time guys I swear 👀😅

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happy bluebird!!

sort of a companion to my other piece here <3

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Scarred up bfs <3

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I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

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Damian draws fan art to Tim’s fanfiction and it’s the only times they can collaborate without it ending in bloodshed