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hoffstrahm infernal affairs au where hoffman is a jigsaw apprentice undercover as a cop and strahm is a cop undercover as a jigsaw apprentice

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saw (2004) behind the scenes

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bobby dagen: these are my scars… because our minds will heal.. but these scars will never go away

lawrence:

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Why did Adam take a bunch of pictures of Lawrence just looking hot with his sleeves rolled up drinking a frappe. He wasn't even doing anything incriminating what was he gonna do give those pictures to Tapp like yeah looks like our guy Really likes mochas. Also he looks really good in a button up. Actually Uh can I keep that one

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why hasn't this been done before

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i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut

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there's an Adam Faulkner-Stanheight joke here somewhere

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Hoffman is:

- big titty goth gf

- feral housewife

- office siren

- homophobic homosexual

- brilliant yet fucking stupid

- a brick shithouse

- a Maytag fridge

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[john voice] so remember how your sister's dead, right? wellllll...

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It's so funny when fanfics have Lawrence drink like, whiskey and Adam gets some fruity cocktail that Lawrence mocks him for because canonically Lawrence orders venti mocha frappuccinos from Starbucks and Adam smokes cigarettes off the bathroom floor

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cary elwes and leigh whannell holding billy the puppet and a copy of fangoria magazine’s saw issue at the after party for the new york screening of “saw” (oct. 25, 2004)

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People love to shit on the saw editing but when they toned down the 💥💥PSPWPWSPSPPW💥💥 editing the films lost their sparkle and just became mark hoffman being annoying with his insane gay lips.

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Mark Hoffman canonically thought chocolate milk came from brown cows until he was in high school

Don’t ask me for my source it came to me in a dream

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Mark Hoffman canonically thought chocolate milk came from brown cows until he was in high school

Don’t ask me for my source it came to me in a dream

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when the killer's voice reminds you of the annoying coworker

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casket