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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

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does this apply to having sex while watching pirated content

playing pirates during sex got me saying shit, “show me yer willy” and “blow in the hole”

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riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

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the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

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when i cum it looks like an oil spill. im just beautiful and ethereal that way.

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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animal farm (1945) - george orwell

"womp womp"

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𝖲𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝗌 ❄️

𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑

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