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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

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Kayama Matazo  (1927-2004) Frozen Forest

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Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

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men who I’ve never met but 100% trust solely based on how I’ve heard them talk about their wives

feel free to add more good boys 

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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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“Self love is a process, it’s a growth. Ten years from now, you’ll look back on the person you used to be and wish you had been kinder, patient, and more forgiving to yourself.”

— Ming D. Liu

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traditional celtic folk music makes me go buck fucking wild. i don’t know what it is, if it’s just in my blood or if it’s a past life or just ‘cause it’s objectively soulful but I hear that fiddle and I immediately transform into this heartbroken irish widow in 1787 with a shawl draped over my shoulders staring over the cliffs of moher, waiting for my ghostly lover to return from sea

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There is nothing new under the sun.

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Shitty Watercolour

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“Yucca, tall white yucca.” In My Mother’s House. 1941. Velino Herrera, illus.

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How many horsepower is 1 horse?

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the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

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the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit