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[vandergeld]

         BEING STUCK IN PITCH BLACK DARKNESS wasn’t exactly on the list of things warner... or anyone for that matter suspected to happen tonight, it was something way out of the ordinary, but,  nonetheless, the party must go on, right? all he could do seemingly was saunter through the gamma’s house. cordie somehow sensed his presence easily, not that warner was even hard to miss in the slightest. the lit blunt easily being able to be spotted in the dark.  ❛  i don’t smoke, ❜  ( in public ) he lied, clearly, not even thinking about who he lied to. to say the most to say the least, the young woman’s been in and out of his room numerous times in recent memory, which no doubt smells like some tropical febreze and marijuana.  he got choked up, fumbling over his words for a good few seconds just before taking it, like he wanted to.  ❛  really ? not much to see in to be honest, what you even looking at ?  ❜

cordie sat along the window sill, knees tucked up closed against her chest as she watched the dangerous winds ripple through the trees and the torrential rainfall spray the pane. a blunt was pressed between her lipgloss stained lips as she took a a deep drag of it. “i love a good storm. like lady lazarus, i am reborn,” she muttered with a playful smirk, passing the blunt over to the dark room’s new visitor. “they say you’re not supposed to sit by windows during a storm. – because of falling trees and lighting bolts. but the odds of either of those things happening are so slim… and honestly? this is a view worth dying for,” she smirked, a little too stoned at this point of the night.

#cordiesworld.

[vandergeld]

Ethan Erickson as Dane Sanders in Jawbreaker (1999)

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ DESIRED. #nsfw-ish but asdfg this gave me warner vibes & i hate it #still a wc tho idk how to explain it w his horny ass

[vandergeld]

         OVERWHELMING  AMOUNTS   of laughter overwhelmed the small living room area in the gamma house with warner and several of his frat brothers and teammates as they reminisced on this past football season's memories.  cocoa-colored optics gazing the room when it finally calmed down they settled upon a blonde bombshell. who seemingly enough had eyes for, not a surprise for the warner vandergeld, obviously. his gaze never left her as she approached him, a lingering interest, and maybe a short spark of infatuation lit beneath him, not that he was nervous, maybe he had some sort of idea about how the night was going to go from that look, that bold look alone.  ❛ oh yeah? ❜  he quizzed, getting up from his cushioned seat towering over the blonde immediately, looking down upon her.  ❛ tell me about gorgeous, i’m all ears... lips too, ❜  could he anymore cringe?

dare: I dare you to make out with the first person on your school network (tumblr)

    after reading the dare that was sent to her phone, she gave a sigh and roll of her eyes at how juvenile this whole thing was. she opened instagram, the first person she saw was warner and a smirk played at her lips. finally, something good to come of this - she didn’t mind making out with him. he was super hot. she knocked back what was in her cup, took a the drink of the person next to her and downed that too. then, after making a new drink - she pushed through the crowds in search of the lucky guy. finally, she caught sight of him and almost sauntered over. “hey, so i have this thing i have to do – and it kinda has to be with you.” she greeted him, pressing her red cup to her lips playfully, giving him a sultry smirk. ( @vandergeld​ )

#scbrinaa.

[vandergeld]

#im like ten years late but ur 2 fav dumbasses r ready

[vandergeld]

         ❛  really britt ?  ,  getting  dressed  to  go  to  bed  ?  who  wears  ANYTHING  going  to  bed  ? what  am  i  ,  a  kid  ?   ❜ a question  he  definitely  would  not  like  the  answer  to  .   ❛  also ,   i’m  not  some  sloppy  drunk  i  mean  i  can  make  it  up  some  stairs  ,  if  you  wanted  to  see  me  shower  that’s  pretty  much  a   reward  in  itself  ,  you  couldn’t  help  me  back  just  out  of  the  kindness  of  your  heart  ?   ❜

#brittmoss.

[vandergeld]

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION. #this is the most warner thing i have ever experienced in my life and he was born like 2 days ago cvbm

[vandergeld]

          ❛  the  zoologist  in  you  must’ve  kicked  in  i  guess ,  am  i  like  ... some big  ass  lion  you  just  saved  ?  ❜   he  quizzed   ,  his  rigid  facial  features  offering  a  perplexed  glance  .     ❛  shit  ,  that’s  a  vet  ,  but  what’s  the  difference  ,  ANYWAY  ... i  have  no  idea  honestly  ,   ❜   wet  feet  stepping  onto   chilly  tile  floors  as  he  took  the  towel  she  offered  quickly   drying  himself  off  and  wrapping  it  around  his  neck  .   ❛  his  date  came  onto  me  ,   ❜  he  explained  rather  silently  ,  to  himself  to  speak  .  his  hand  waving  her  suggestion  away  as  he  gestured  her  to  follow  after  him  .   ❛  bed  ?  on  a  night  like  this  ?  puh-lease  ...  i wasn’t  even  drunk  yet  ,  just  a  little  buzz .   ❜  he retaliated  ,   shaking  up  and  dapping  some  of  his  brothers  up  as  he  walked  down  the  corridor  to  his  room  .   ❛  i’m  putting  some  pants  on  and  finding  something  to  do  ,  you  in  dr.  dolittle  ?  ❜

#musicallykayley.

[vandergeld]

          ice  cold  water   bounced   off  his  body  makes  his  extremely  built  frame  more  tense  than it  already  was  ,  his  chiseled  back  perched  against  cold  tile  walls  ,  his  slight  buzz  that  was  almost  about  to  cause  him  extreme  embarrassment  at  some  random  party  wearing  down  ,  and  his  head  finally  coming  down  from  the  clouds  .  “  you  know  ,  “  he  giggled  ridiculously  ,  not  even  having  a  CHANCE  to  get  words  out  ,  seemingly  amused  by  his  own  stupidity  .  “ that would have been really fuckin’  bad  man  .  “  rubbing  his  throbbing  head  ,  aching  temples  ,  and  adjusting  his  wet  underwear  that  stuck  to  his   body  tightly  .  “  what  was  i  even  about  to  do  ?  “ nose scrunched  up  in  confusion  as  he  questioned  his  comrade  ,  “  nevermind  it  though  ,  thanks  for  getting  me  back  into  the  beta  house  before  i  embarrassed  myself  , ending  up  on  barstool sports  viral  or  something  ,  at  least  i  can  embarrass  myself  in  the  comfort  of  my  own  home  . “

#clovers.start #starter lit insp by the gif asdfghj #nene leakes vc * what is this honey * #feel free to assume connections i wanted to get sum out b4 i crash n burn

[vandergeld]

                  hey  everyone welcome BACK to my blog  ,  hi  , how  are  ya ?   i’m   RUZZY   (  or  ru  ,  rudy  idk  if thats too  much  lmAO  )  &  i  have  not  been  apart  of  a  group  in  84  years ............  that  graphic  is  so  extra  but  i  was  bored  &  first  impressions  are  everything  ,  ANYWHO  this  is  my  mans WARNER  played  by  my  mans  GRAYSON DOLAN  ,  who  lacks  f’n  resources  so  i  gotta  work  some  magic  w/  all  these  gifs  on  tumblr  lmao  so  any  gif  icons  are  noT  mine  for  the  most  part  they’ll  be  taken  from  gifs  alr  created  (  s/o  2  the  fly  hunnies  that  made  ‘em  )  anyway  ya’ll  don’t  really  care  abt  me  lmao  soooooo here’s warner ! PLS  feel  free  to  hmu ANYTIME  for  the  plots  &  things  of  that  nature  u  could  lit  never  bother  me  idc ,  my  discord  is  𝐫𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐳𝐢#1643 if  u  everrr need  to  get  ahold  of  me  when  im  not  on  tumblr  !

         𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍, cismale, he/his. → look out, there’s 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃. you know, the 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘  year old 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 of 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐔. you know, i overheard someone say that they were 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄, 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 , 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆  and 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃. but that’s just rumours. fresh new pairs of air jordan 1's, the roar of a crowd in a stadium, and lost weekends come to mind when i think of them. what about you? [ ruzzy, he/him, 18, est ]

TW : CANCER MENTION  ,  SMOKING  MENTION  .

//   »    GENERAL      :

FULL NAME   :   warner     evangelino   alexander       vandergeld       (   inspired by the antagonists of white chicks lmaooo   )     .

HOMETOWN  : new  york  city  ,  new york  .

NICKNAMES   :   dumbass   .

AGE   :   twenty  .

BIRTHDAY   :   october twenty-first   .

ZODIAC   :   libra   .

GENDER   :   male   .

PRONOUNS   :   he      &      him   .

NATIONALITY   :   american   .

ETHNICITY   :   german  ,   italian  ,  irish   .

LABEL(S)   :   the   golden boy   ,   the   lothario   ,   the   jock   .

TROPE(S)  :  chick magnet  ,  hormone-addled teenager  ,  unwitting pawn  , upper class twit  ,

OCCUPATION   :  college student  &  collegiate football player  & full time frat bro  .

FRAT : beta lambada mu  .

MAJOR   :   environmental science  .

POS  : charming  ,  charismatic  ,  brave  ,  athetic ,  dedicated  ,   eco-friendly  ,  high-moral compass  ,  book smart  ,  kind  ,  energetic  ,  optimistic  , loyal (  most of the time  ) ,  respectful  ,   well-rounded  ,  level-headed  , ambitious  ,  debonair  ,  life of the paty  .

NEG   :  compulsive  ,  easily-influenced  ,  dimwitted  , hypersexualized  ,  problematic  ,  addictive  , rebellious  ,  bemused  ,  defensive  ,  clingy  ,  hopeless-romatic  ,  overly-competitive  ,  envious .

INSP  : nate archibald  (  gossip girl  )  

//   »    PAST      :

          warner   was  born  &  raised  in  the  city  that  never sleeps  and    is  the  product  of  evangeline   moretti-vandergeld  , an   intelligent   american-italian  socialite  turned   environmental   politician  ,   and  captain  william   vandergeld  ,  a  former   navy   captain  ,   and  now   a   shareholder   in   some   boring   fortune   500   company   that   allowed   his   wife   and   son   to   live   an   affluent  ,   and   privileged   life  . his   mother  however  ,   was   the   real deal  ,   often   using   their   sum   of   wealth   to   donate   to   multiple   charities  ,  organizations  , etc, she was  dedicated  to  keeping  new  york  city  (  and  all  who  lived there  )  clean  and  safe   , and  she instilled  those  same  values  onto  her  son.

          some people are born lucky  ,  and others  ,  lucky  to  be  born  .   warner  was  the  first  option  .  his childhood  was  nothing  short  of  happiness  ,  and  happiest  days  were  with  his  mother  ,  for  as  long  as he  could  remember  ,  any happy  moment  in  his childhood  was  faded  right  into  her.

          things  took  a  drastic  change  his freshman  year  of  (  private  obvy lmao  )  high-school   .   warner’s  mother  was  diagnosed  with  breast  cancer  ,  and  little  to  his  knowledge  ,  it wasn’t  looking  pretty  from  the  start  .  she was  frequently  in  and  out  of the hospital  for  a  few  months  at  a  time  and  it  was  not  looking  good  on  any  fronts  .  one  day  when  she  went  to  the  hospital  it seemed  like  she  never  left  ,  maybe  she  didn’t  ,  those  days  were  a blur  for  warner  to  be  honest  .  watching  his  mother  lose  life  , every  single  day  was  not  a task  he  was  up  for  .

          by  then  it  was  just  warner  and  his  father  ,  they  were  all  they  had  in  the big  city  . (  when  he  wasn’t  always  away  on business  )  warner  grew  up  in   that  big  luxy  town  house  all  by  himself  ,  with  the  company  of  loyal  maids  ,  chefs  ,   and  nannies  of course  .  but  in  high  school  , the  more  he  really submerged  himself  into  it  ,  it  was  a  crazy  world  &  he  loved  it  .  whilst  getting  demands  from  his  father  in  tokyo  to  attend  those  boring  sailing  classes  ,  warner  instead  headed  out  to  their  beach  house  in  the  hamptons  for  an  early  20  rager  .

       warner  undoubtedly knew  the  power  he  possessed  ,   big  man  on  campus  type  &  it felt  good  , until  about towards  the  end  of his  junior  year  he  was  honestly  all   partied   out  ,  but  of  course reputation  is   everything  ,  in  order  to  keep  up  thats  when  he  picked  up  the   real  ugly  habits  ,  that  were  of  course  fun  .  smoking  numerous  amounts  of  marijuana  ,  various  girls  in  -  and  -  out  every other  day  was  a  feeling  like  no  other  ,   he  knew  it  was  wrong  ,  he  knew  his  mom  would  be  ashamed  ,  him  doing  all these  things  and  not carrying  on  her  legacy  in  some  way .  but  he  couldn’t  help  himself  in a  all  honesty   ,   and   no  doubt  some  of  that  transitioned  over  in  college .

//   »    AES   :

          lost weekends partying  ,  chicken  wings  &  french  fries  ,  air  jordan  1′s  ,  gucci  guilty  cologne  ,  friday  night  lights  ,  clouds  of  smoke  &  red  eyes  ,  diamond  encrusted  jewelry  glistening  under  bright  lights  in  a  dark  room  ,  nike  sweatsuits  ,  game  winning  moves  ,  new  york  city  at  night  ,  hamptons  in  the  summer  ,  spring  break  in  miami  ,  impulsive decisions  .

//   »    TL;DR   :

(  and  some  stuff  i  probably  missed  oops  )  warner  is  a  conflicted  mama’s   boy  who  knows  half  the  shit  he does  is  wrong  but  can’t  stop  .  after  his  mothers passing  he had  an absent father  who seemed  to  always  be  away  on  business  ,  only  in  town  for  a  month  or  two  ,  missing  his sons’ multiple  feats   to  keep  himself  distracted  from  the  fact  that  his  wife  was  no  longer  with  them. created  immense daddy  issues  for  warner  ,  especially  since  he  was  a  standout  football  star  &  2x   stage  champ in  high  school  ,  and is  currently  playing  collegiality  for  the  irish ,  with  dreams  of  making  it  in  the  nfl  cause  screw  his  dad  he  don’t  wanna  go   2  the  navy   ,   or  work  for  dat  company # not  gonna  happen .  warner  took  great  advantage  of  wealth  &  his  fathers  absence  ,  but  he’s  lowkey  partied  out  in  college  ,  or  so  he likes  to  say  but  he fakes  it ‘till  he  makes  it bc  he  doesn’t  his  brothers  to think  he’s  lame . HE’S  LIVING  FOR  EVERYBODY  BUT  HIM  BASICALLY .

//   »    HEADCANONS    :

warner  is  on  a  football  scholarship  majoring  in  environmental  science  bc  although  he  most  likely  won’t  do  shit  w/  da  degree its  for  mommy  .

he can EASILY  be  manipulated  or  taken  advantage  of  ,  he’s  book  smart  but lowkey  dumber  than  a  fucking  box  of  rocks 

immastonerbyyoungthug.mp3  .  occasionally ,  but  ,  more  so  than  that  ?  he  always  manages  to  flush  out  his  system  in  time  if  needed  be  ,  but  he  loves  2  roll  up  #  stress relief 

a  BEAST  on  that  field  (  student  athlete  meme  here  )

has  all  the  canon  gray  tattoos  bc  fuck  what  dad  thinks  .  he  wears  a solid  16 inch gold  chain  ,  and  another  of  the same  length with  his  moms’  name  on  it  , never  fucking  takes  it  off  ,  showers  with  it  cause  he  can  .

ok  ........  he  rich  ,  but  like  not  i  can  do  whatever  i  want  rich  ???  he  may  not  ever  have  to  work  a  day  in  his   life  ,  but  he  don’t  got  the pull  u  think  he  does  w/  his  dumb  ass  u  probably  couldn’t  even  tell  he’s  got  money  with  his  minimalist  fashion  sense  .

he  has  a  higher  moral  compass  than  most  of  his  frat  bros  ,  but  the  stupid  shit  he does  ,  u most  likely  won’t  even  be  able  to tell  ,  he’s  definitely  a  serial  romeo  and  a  heartbreaker  ,  one  compliment  ?  he’s  ready  to  drop  his  pants  &  fall  in  love  w/   u  .

HE DUMB  ,  but  like  he  can  talk  his  way  into  &  out  of  anything  ,  most  of  the  time  ,  batting  those  big  brown  eyes  &  a  million  dollar  smile  has  saved  his  ass  on  multiple  occasions  .

//   »    WANTED CONNECTIONS   :

EX-GIRLFRIEND :  i’m  thinking  his  first  &  only  “  serious  “  relationship  while  in  college  .  were  going  pretty  steady  until  he  cheated  on  her  (  hmm wc  on  who  he  cheated  on  her w/ ??  ) ,  she  never  found  out  but  that  guilt  ate warner TF UP  so  he  cut  things  off  with  her  via  text  message  and blocked  her  number  ,  ignores  her  any  chance  he  gets  ‘till  this  day  ,  cause  he  doesn’t  have  any  balls  and  cannot  face  his  fears  .

FRAT BROS  : lowkey  what  i’m  MOST  excited  for  asdfgh  like  whoever  is  in  beta  lambada mu  hit  me  the  fuck UP so  we  can  discuss  dynamics  ,  roomates  ,  allat  .

FOOTBALL TEAM  : same  for  above  ,  he’s  lowkey  cocky  &  got  sly  comments  when  he’s  on  the  field  ,  he constantly  humbles  himself  but  can’t  helps  it  ,  he is  hot  shit  and  he  knows  it  , how does  his  team  feel  ab  that  ??  w/  his  defensive  ass  !

GOOD-LUCK CHARM  :  prolly  a  girl  (  bonus  points  if  a  cheerleader  ???  im  not  picky  tho  i promise  if  ur  muse  don’t  shake  poms  idc  )  it  happened  out  the  blue  ,  they  screamed  his  name  while  the  team  was  walking  out  for  a  game  ,  and  she  called  that  he’d  get  3  td’s  and  thats  exactly  what  he  did  now  they  joke  ab  it  and  shit  (  maybe  a  goodluck  kiss b4  games  bc  its  warner lolol  ) idk  i  came  up  wit  it  on the  spot but  i love  it.

//   »    MISC   :

i’m a dumbass  &  this  got  way  longer  than  i  expected  but  if  u  made  it   all  the  way  thru  ily . 

#clovers.intro #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ OOC. #im so srry this a novel #but woot woot im so excited !!!!

[vandergeld]

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION.

[vandergeld]

→ Nate Archibald ☆ Gossip Girl 

The money, the drugs, the privileges. They keep us numb so we don’t notice it’s better in the real world. 

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ PHYSIOGNOMY. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION.

[vandergeld]

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ WANTED. #asdfghjkl.

[vandergeld]

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION.

[vandergeld]

♔   —    ∞    ⁞        tags

#♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ VISUALS. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ PHYSIOGNOMY. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ INSPIRATION. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ OOC. #♔ — ∞ ⁞ @ 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃 ↱ WANTED.