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in early days house you knew that if they mentioned cancer you’d get a wilson scene. they completely forget that he’s an oncologist later on. he’s just there to fuck around with chickens

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anyone got any hilson fic recommendations where either house, wilson or both are dads/have kids etc etc unplanned parenthood episode making me feel like some sort of way?? i like awkward friendly moose wilson

#hilson #house x wilson #house md #hatecrimes md #house fanfic

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YOU ARE A GIFT FROM GOD OMFG THANK YOU!!!

random but does anyone know if there’s any house fanfics where instead of house and cuddy house and wilson hook up following the events of ‘help me’ like the same concept but wilson finds house with the pills and everything???

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random but does anyone know if there’s any house fanfics where instead of house and cuddy house and wilson hook up following the events of ‘help me’ like the same concept but wilson finds house with the pills and everything???

#hilson #house md #house x wilson #hatecrimes md

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- chase tells Cameron he killed a genocidal dictator. She sucks him off even though she’s a lesbian.

- she realises she’s a lesbian. Chase realises his various flavours of trauma and suppressed bisexuality contributed to this marriage. They have a big talk about comp het. The only real amicable divorce in history.

- they’re bffs and drink wine on Cameron’s couch together. Chase tells her to ask out thirteen. Cameron tells him to get therapy. Chase pulls uno reverse.

- they all go to therapy. Chase kisses foreman just to see what happens.

- house had so many gay kids now. What will he tell his husband.

- Taub is confused. He doesn’t understand it. What’s in the water and should he be worried about drinking it.

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Letters the characters wrote for Kutner on an obituary website

#my heart…

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hilson with cats

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Here's some fun facts about different characters from House that aren't canon but they're completely true (i just made them up)

Chase is lactose intolerant but eats insane amounts of dairy anyways bc he believes it increases his tolerance or smth idk

Taub was raised by his lesbian aunt(s)

Foreman was reigning champion of his schools spelling bee for all 4 years of highschool

Cameron once shoplifted a tube of lipgloss as a dare when she was a teen and she felt so guilty afterwards that she threw up. it still haunts her to this day

House doesn't like mushrooms (it's a texture thing)

Wilson's teachers tried to force him to write with his right hand as a kid so he's practically ambidextrous but his handwriting is god awful with either hand

Thirteen owns every single Alanis Morissette album

Kutner was actually one of the original developers behind Angry Birds

Cuddy was unbeatable at beer pong in college. She still is if you get enough liquor in her

Amber was a nanny for her first few years in med school and she hated it so much that she swore off ever having kids

Park was in her high school marching band and can play a mean trumpet

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I want to be a beast | I want to make you proud | And play with your head // Gallery Piece by of Montreal

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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wait why has tumblr kinda converted me into a gay foreman truther??? like i’m making this man into men in my au house fanfic no one can stop me…

#hate crimes md #house md #eric foreman

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sometimes you just have to sketch snogging with no clear idea or intention in mind etc etc. :)

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just watched houses head wilsons heart for the first time HOLY FUCK MY EMOTIONS LIKE HOLY FUCK

#like house is just so in love with wilson #and amber is so representative of like wilson’s repressed homosexual desires and like the only acceptable way he can be with house #and cuddy is so randomly in love with house #like wtaf was the striptease scene??? #but amber lowkey traumatised me she was just like my manipulative ex #wilson is just too kind for his own good tho #like my heart breaks for him but i know in my soul she wasn’t right for him #like he’s gay lbr

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house found a new way to annoy wilson at work 😌

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Fluffy Hilson headcanons because I'm bored

they've slept together at least once while blackout drunk and never mention it because they both think the other forgot

The ducklings all know, all of them, and so does cuddy

Thirteen and Cameron gossip about them all the time (the two of them also def kept in touch after Cameron left)

whenever one of them makes a joke about them being a couple they get momentarily hopeful and then sad again

when they eventually do start dating it's kinda a secret but everyone knows and just pretends not to

house cooks for Wilson, a lot, and Wilson loves it so, so much

I might add more

EDIT: MORE (for @schicksal-von-avalon)

Wilson makes those pancakes a lot and pretends to be mad when House steals them

All the ducklings are happy when they get together, mainly because House is nicer and Wilson is more confident. But they all ship them 2

neither of them officially came out, independently or as a couple, but as I said, everyone knows

House never was into PDA (as we saw with Cuddy) so they just wink at each other a lot (But it's reeeeeeally sweet trust me)

Their first kiss was immediately followed by House saying "I don't know, that's kind of gay" before leaning in again

I'll add more if u want...

EDIT 2: I THOUGHT OF MORE!!

Wilson loves Houses laugh. You know the one. The little head duck and giggle. Even when he's being sarcastic. Whenever House does in Wilson has to physically restrain himself from squealing

They both love roller coasters but House doesn't like how he has to hobble out to get his cane, so Wilson helps him hide it

House can do magic, like well. Slight of hand and card tricks and when they're at home he can do tricks with fire. This makes Wilson clap his hands like a little girl

Wilson sometimes arranges cheese platters when they spend nights together in the shape of cartoon characters and animals.

Whenever one of them wakes u before the other for work or whatever, they leave little cheesy note on the pillow. Ranging from "You're cute" to whole essays. This eventually turns into a contest on who can write the longest letter, the current record holder is Wilson with a 12-paged, double-sided, and single-spaced note.

Pls send me ur own headcanons cause I got one from a user (who preferred to remain anonymous) and it made my week

also, if requested or we reach 175 notes, I'll add more

EDIT: Sorry this update took so long, thanks for everyone’s contributions

Movie nights are common, but house always has to choose because Wilson always spirals when he has to make a decision

Cuddy definitely had a “you better not hurt him” talk with house

House will come home and randomly rearrange Wilson’s furniture, which he finds both annoying and endearing

They get a dog. They name it Steve II. That’s the whole headcannon

Again, I might add more

Ok I though of one more!

Both of them are scared of spiders but House pretends not to be when they're at home. But when they're in the office and see one they have to page Chase, who laughs at them for being scared of a pathetic American spider

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you'll never believe how long it took me to make this