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I’m with a guy who don’t know where Wyoming is. Think you got problems?

AL PACINO as SONNY WORTZIK DOG DAY AFTERNOON (1975), dir. Sidney Lumet

#need to rewatch

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By the Stars, Jason de Graaf (Canadian, b. 1971) acrylic on panel

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BREAKING: the Minnesota Twins have just signed local third grader/right fielder Joey in exchange for two packs of bubblegum, a bouncy ball, and an Unchained Soul Lord of Yama Yu-Gi-Oh card with a big bite taken out of it.

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

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Make them straight adjacent for the homies

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I had a dream i got to explain tf2 to my friend and i remember being crazy excited because someone finally wanted me to explain tf2 to them, but then almost as soon as i started my alarm went off and i woke up. And i was so angry. And it took me until halfway through my morning shower to realise I wasnt actually explaining tf2 i was telling lies about how scout had a sun hat and it would get bigger every time he respawned so scouts with big hats were bullied relentlessly. Thats what inspired that raw anger.

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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hehe *wolf’s your 359*

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#mash

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Hi all! My artwork “New Perspectives” is up for auction in the 14th Annual UPwithART fundraiser supporting Unity Project London and Museum London here in Ontario!

You can view this piece in-person at the Museum's exhibition from April 26 to May 3 – free admission. Save the date for the arty-party on May 4 and get your tickets and/or donate now at UPwithART.ca !

This event will help support the unhoused members of our community access shelter and move to permanent housing as quickly as possible. Support would mean a lot for this cause. :)

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being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

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GIFTOBER 2022

DAY TWENTY-SIX: BAD WEATHER

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 15x08 "The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain" (2021)

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always thinking about that charlie iasp i shouldnt have to carry you up this mountain scene. what did they put in there. i havent even watched the show

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i think literally constantly about kurt vonnegut saying he doesn't like to write about real true love because once you put that in a story it's all readers care about