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@jegulus-microfic – Day 12 • Amortentia • wc 312

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“Remus, Remus!” Regulus came rushing into the great hall with James trailing behind him. He stopped abruptly, almost making James bump into him. “Help me, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do.” flailing his hands between him and his fluffy-haired shadow.

James put a hand on Regulus’s bicep rubbing gentle circles into it, looking down at how his dark curls sat against sharp cheekbones. 

“I don’t see the problem.” Remus replied hesitantly.

“The idiot drank amortentia this morning and won’t leave me alone.” He huffed, brushing off James’s hand and taking a step away just for James to take a step closer again.

James looked dejected and reached out to brush a lose curl behind his boyfriend’s ear, running his finger across the line of his jaw. “Reggie” he whined. 

“I’m not sure how to help, Regulus. He’s not acting much different than usual.”

Sirius came running up to them then, ruffling James’s hair and moving to stand next to Remus. “What’s up, why’s Reg here?”

“Pads! Hi! I’ve been with him all morning. He’s been super grumpy but he’s so pretty when he is.” James said excitedly, stroking the side the younger’s face which earned him a groan from Sirius. 

Ignoring his brother’s presence and the show of affection from his doe-eyed boyfriend, Regulus turned back to Remus. “I can’t put up with this all day. Please just help me.”

“Help with what?” Sirius questioned, looking between the two of them. 

Regulus let out a loud whine of frustration, “What is wrong with you two!”

“James supposedly drank amortentia.” Remus told Sirius. 

Sirius looked wide eyed at James now. “Really Prongs? I thought people started going crazy when they have it? You seem fine.”

“What are you talking about! He’s acting like a crazy lovesick puppy!” Regulus shouted.

“Yeah… that’s pretty much the norm for him when you’re around, Reg.”

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hozier is the goat

truer words were never spoken ✊

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Taken by Remus Lupin: James and Regulus running into each other unexpectedly

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

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Alfred: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Tim: Pi.

Alfred: Pi?

Tim: Low level, but never ending.

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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

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Am I the only one who feels like I'm the only marauders fan ? Like, I can't find anyone !

I want friends who are obsessed with the Dead gay wizards of the 70s !!!

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Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

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James never loses his composure but sometimes like this when he's tired and lost and doesn't know what to feel, he brakes a little.

James: You LOST my mother's ashes??

The girl that works at the airport:...No...I-I'm just saying that sometimes bags are misrouted.

James: Alright FINE, where did you misrout the only woman who EVER LOVED ME.

--- an hour later ---

The girl: Mr and Mr Potter? As far as I can tell your bag arrived in LA

Regulus: So where is it?

The Girl: Well I don't know, perhaps somebody took it off the carousel by mistake?

James: So some stranger has my mother? It's thar what you're talking about? My poor mother can be anywhere in Los Angeles rightnow?

The Girl close to tears: I- I wish I was telling you that. Uhm but the passenger could have gotten on in an international flight

James: Okay, grate. So...your ENTIRE job is to find lost luggage, and you've narrowed down the location of my mother to the PLANET EARTH

--- James starts to walk away ---

Regulus to the girk: Listen to me very well, you better find my husband's mother's ashes, because one way OR ANOTHER we are walking out with a dead woman. Do you understand?

The Girl:...

Regulus: Do you?!

The Girl: Yes, sir

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James: Do you really hate Sirius?

Regulus: Yes.

James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?

Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.

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Happy Birthday to James Potter in every time zone except mine, but I'm too impatient to wait for it so happy birthday anyway ❤️❤️❤️🧁🎂🍰

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Marauders characters as songs: Regulus Black

- Black Star by Radiohead

- Back to Black by Amy Winehouse

- Too Sweet by Hozier

- Alley Rose by Conan Gray

- All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers

- The Man Who Sold the World by David Bowie

- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths (though the deftones version could work too)

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18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

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james potter is sixteen the first time he looks at regulus black and sees the most beautiful boy in the world.

he is sixteen when lily's slytherin girlfriend, pandora, leans in as she passes behind him on her way to the supply cupboard in potions and whispers, "chocolate frogs are his favorite."

he's sixteen when he spends a full day walking around hogsmeade with regulus, neither of them saying much and both of them wanting the day to continue. "this isn't a date," regulus insists. "not till i leave my parents."

and sirius said he would never do it.

james is sixteen when regulus first sends him a wink that makes his knees go weak, and he's sixteen when the smallest touch sends shocks through his spine.

"don't hurt my brother," sirius tells him through a bitten-back grin.

"don't get too attached," regulus tells him through a too-sweet smirk.

the black brothers, peter told him once, getting all philosophical as he does, they'll be the death of you. james doesn't think that'd be so bad.

james is sixteen when gryffindor loses the quidditch cup to slytherin. he runs across the field to regulus, but when he goes in for a hug, regulus pulls back, smiling.

"not yet, mon amour," he says, and it's not until marlene dumps her water bottle on his head fifteen minutes later that james fully comes to.

james is sixteen when he goes home for the summer before his seventh year and regulus squeezes his hand before he leaves the train. "soon," he says, and then he's gone. james curls into remus and prays that this means what he thinks it does.

it's a week away from his seventeenth birthday when the owl comes, bringing with it a letter in regulus's perfect scrawl reading, i did it. see you on the first. james spends the entire evening telling first an exhausted sirius and then is mum about all the dates he'll take regulus on once they're together.

james is seventeen on the first of september, and when regulus jumps into his arms, it feels like coming home.

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James, smirking: excuse me, sir, what time do you have to be back in heaven?

Regulus:

Pandora: oh no

Evan: it was nice knowing you, Potter

Dorcas: Reg is going to tear him to shreds!

Barty: oh I can’t lose the show

Regulus:

Regulus: *giggles*

Everyone:

Barty, with horror: he broke him

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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.

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