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So I am starting to form a pattern at work, or with coworkers at least.

1st occurrence was a few weeks ago, me and my coworkers went out for drinks. They are all men. So we were at a bar and I spot these cute women at another table and leave the boys and go chat with the women. I come back with their numbers. My coworkers were a bit disappointed that I didn't get them any women's numbers while we were out but that's on them, they were too drunk to pimp out.

2nd occurrence was today. I've been on a training course with a coworker, he was present for the 1st occurrence. So today we went out for lunch at a buffet. I was dressed fairly gay and had a woman come hit on me and I gave her my number.

To sum it up, I should absolutely go out with coworkers more often since I am making all kinds of new connections. And I will absolutely make fun of my coworkers for being worse with women than my disaster on the spectrum ass is.

#omat jutut #verohallinto #verottaja

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"The Stoppables"

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music

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Songs to sing while doing CPR

Motivational CPR songs

“Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees

“It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi

“Heaven Can Wait” by Iron Maiden

“Stronger” by Britney Spears

“Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)” by Backstreet Boys

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

“Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus

Easy to remember CPR songs

“Respect” by Aretha Franklin

"Sorry" by Justin Bieber

"Hips Don’t Lie" by Shakira

"Work It" by Missy Elliott

"Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum

"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

"Dancing Queen" by ABBA

"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake

Slightly unhinged but acceptable songs

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper

"MMMBop" by Hanson

"Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects

“YMCA” by Village People

Maybe sing it in your head CPR songs

“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen

“Bye Bye Bye” by Nsync

“He Ain't Worth Missing” by Toby Keith

“Die Young” by Black Sabbath

“The Sound of Silence” by Simon and Garfunkel

“The Final Countdown” by Europe

“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC

#cpr #first aid #songs to resuscitate to

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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Mun lempi asia ikinä on kaikki hassut paikkojen nimet :D

Honarable mentions: Pahanpervonkangas, Kuolema, Paskarasva

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speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

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i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

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I'm WHEEZING

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I'm not queerbaiting but I have been known to finnbait. (Finnish people see my username across websites and think I'm one of them, write to me in finnish then learn I'm actually hungarian who just read the Kalevala.)

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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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