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A retelling of The Ugly Duckling, where instead of a swan raised by ducks, it's a peacock egg that ended up being hatched by a chicken, called The Most Annoying Rooster, where instead of being sad about being an ugly outcast, the little peacock goes around like Excuse Me Are You Not Aware Of How Fucking Fabulous I am? And everyone except his mom finds him supremely annoying. The hen who hatched him is just like "no fuck you, my huge fabulous son can beat the shit out of all of your sons, you're just jealous."

Then the farmer whose chickens those are notices that wait shit that Fancy Chicken is in the wrong place, and as he tries to remove the peacock from the chicken coop, he refuses to leave without the hen who hatched him. So being moved to a more appropriate place for a peacock, the hen comes with him. And for the rest of his life The Most Annoying Rooster lives happily ever after as an Only Moderately Annoying Peacock, and if any bigger bird tries to do anything to the little hen, he will peck its fucking eyes out, because that's his momma who was always there for him, so he's always there for her.

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I NEED THIS! I wear a vest with 28 pockets. One of them is big enough to wrap around the entire vest. Some took a video of me in college giving a kind of tour to show all the things in my vest. The video was 8 minutes long and didn't include putting everything back.

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Yeah, if you could find the socks I lost, that'd be awesome.

I'm clipping out of bounds does anyone need anything

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@randomitemdrop Have you cataloged this?

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To be fair, I do have ADHD, so my brain is kind of always searching for stimulation at all times, so that might contribute to it.

That aside, based off of what you said, what counts as controversial could be... controversial? 😁

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So it wasn't a must C?

There was a continuation of The Bee Movie. Unfortunately - or FORTUNATELY - I don’t remember the actual plot of said “movie”, but judging from how traumatised I looked exiting the cinema (I was dreaming in third-person), it’s best that I don’t remember.

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Thanks! I actually had a really productive day at work!

a manifesting a good day today, but I'm going to do a really really good job. you'll probably be feeling the effects soon

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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My mom told me that she used to eat the whole apple, seeds and all, which meant that she was now immune to cyanide.

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The definition of small talk is unimportant and uncontroversial. Religion and politics are anything but uncontroversial. Everything else you listed would, I would say, fall into the category of 'getting to know someone,' which is not unimportant. Small talk is, by definition, the conversations meant to fill a few minutes with no purpose, like getting to know someone better, sharing your views and having a friendly debate, or sharing knowledge on a hobby, a passion, even a bit of deep trivia.

So yes, I do hate small talk as it is saying words that have no real meaning other than filling dead air while keeping the other person at arms length, emotionally or mentally.

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Gross, but one time at a friends house his cat barfed on the carpet and both of us saw him do it, then my friend told me he'd clean it tomorrow so he left the throw up there overnight.

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He gets one payment per photo and doesn't get money proportional to the amount of people looking, so really, it's just a worse deal for him.

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And it was the most relatable rapper ever.

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This is ironic because the math teachers are the ones doing the multiplying, and the engilish teachers are the ones that compose themselves.

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The time has come once again. The signs of the Swarm have been seen on the horizon. We must leave with haste for the next refuge prepared by the Hephaestus Fleet, lest we fall. Such is the fate of all structures since the time immemorial. I have heard it said that the cities built by the Hephaestus Fleet are nothing compared to the magnificent cities of the distant past as they were made to endure, but it is that all buildings are fleeting in the face of the Swarm of Owuo that makes even the most modest of dwellings beautiful. The Swarm of Owuo follows the mandate that all traces of humanity be erased as it pursues the Hephaestus Fleet across the lands. It is thanks to the Seekers that take up a life with even less stability locating the next refuge that the rest of us know where to go.

Your people are migratory, following the ancient constructor mechs as they cross the planet, building fabulous cities. You cant stay in one place too long, because always behind you are the ancient war mechs.