Dream and nightmare having a rap battle
who won
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Pov you live in a 30 story apartment and this guy just climbed out of your balcony
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killers adoption day
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Who's most likely to commit arson just because it's Friday?
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GOOD JOB IDIOT
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Where Horror? :( I want to give him a present (garlic bread)
*begging noise*
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An Ocean’s 11 style movie where the twelve apostles come together in an elaborate scheme to rescue Christ from the cave he was buried in and bring him back to life in just three days
Coming this summer: Jesus Heist
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"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes
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I could really use some financial help right now. I have no gas, no food, and no way to pay my rent. Could someone/anyone help me out? I can’t work right now as I’m going through the disability process. Please share or help if you can.
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before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?
Only funny to me
Kind of mean
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i wish there were more hours in a day so i could have more time to do nothing
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i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot
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The end of the debt of vanity.
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