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Chloe: Why are you on the floor?

Rachel: I'm depressed.

Rachel: Also I was stabbed again, can you take me to the hospital please?

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Max: Where is Rachel? I hear explosions, and she's gone missing. I'm sure that is not a coincidence.

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bury the bully is just grace knowing concerningly well how to bury and dismember a body while steph goes "what the fuck. this. what the fuck is this shit. stop."

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the most unrealistic part of nerdy prudes must die was not that max died and became a ghost it was that steph, grace, and peter were able to pronounce the lords in blacks true names on the first try

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Hannah: I bet my whole month's allowance!

Lex: You bet $8?

Duke: Your mother only gives you $8 a month?

Hannah: She's afraid if she gives me more I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.

Duke: That can't be tru-

Lex: No, she's right.

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Grace, angrily: ARE YOU-

Steph: Fucking

Grace: -KIDDING ME? YOU-

Steph: Fucking

Grace: IDIOT-

Pete: what was that?

Steph: Grace doesn't swear but she's really pissed so I'm helping her out

Grace: *shoves pete* OUT OF MY WAY

Steph: bitch

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peter: I feel like we're forgetting something...

steph: Well if we forgot then it probably wasn't important.

peter: Yeah, you're probably right.

(meanwhile)

grace, holding the cursed book over her head: DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE

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Detective Shapiro, looking at Grace, Pete, Steph, and Ruth: God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on.

Officer Bailey: I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME BITCH TO KILL YOU!! *kicks a chair*

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Pete: I truly hate it here <3

Steph : Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Richie: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Ruth: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?

Grace : I’m having a fricking stroke.

Richie: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

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Ted: I said you could bring one friend, Peter

Pete, gesturing to Steph, Grace, Richie, and Ruth: they don't come separately!

Ruth: yeah, we're pack animals, Ted!

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Ethan: It's dark in here.

Hannah: Don't worry dude, I

got this.

Hannah: *stomps feet*

Hannah: *Sketchers lights

up*

Ethan: :O

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Grace, walking through the empty halls: *sneezes*

Richie, crammed inside a locker: bless you

Grace, freezes: ... God?

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Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

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yeah but have you considered burying the body? right here in the lobby? underneath the wooden flooring? where his corpse will rot?

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Grace’s little twirls

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5 hours

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