|{ sorry for the stark radio silence, I just recently moved out of my parents and into a new place, so I'm still transitioning and my work schedule kicks my fucking ass ( I don't get home ‘til like 3am ). the muse and inspiration is there but the energy is nonexistent. Now things are getting more stable so I may be able to write more than just a thing or two soon. but as of rn, all of my blogs are on low activity/semi-hiatus until things are sorted out I am still available in dms and in discord so don't be shy. but I do appreciate you all for being understanding }|
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send ❣️ if you think my muse is well-written!
have fun RPing with me? have fun reading my stuff? just all around get heart eyes seeing my muse pop up? show some love! it’s always appreciated.
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Hey ! This is Mao again and Genshin Impact has taken over my life !
NPCs unite ! This is a blog for my favorite non-playable character VIKTOR ! The tired assistant (to the) Fatui diplomat who keeps being stared at inside the Church of Favonius in Mondstadt ! I-it’s not like he cares about anything but Snezhnaya or anything…
Please LIKE and/or REBLOG if you are interested in interacting !
Looking forwards to write with you guys !
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RULES & ABOUT
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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
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May be Mortal Starters
“I’m not dead… not yet anyway.”
“Have we really proven that I’m not immortal?”
“You ever do something this stupid again and I’ll be the one to end you, do you understand?!”
“Stop it. Death is not a ‘punk ass bitch’.”
“I’m fine, I’m super fine… see? I’m alright.”
“Wait… what happened… where am I…? How’d I get here…?”
“How are… how are you not dead?!”
“There is always something to be lost when you gamble with grim reapers.”
“Well… that’s going to leave one hell of a scar…”
“That should have killed me. I’m not complaining, but I am very confused.”
“How are you supposed to protect more people from death if you’re going to just willingly walk into it’s arms?”
“We didn’t think you were going to recover…”
“Dying? No I’m too spiteful for that.”
“Just because you haven’t died yet, doesn’t mean you’re immortal.”
“It’s the risk that makes it so enjoyable… so… enlivening.”
“I’m not afraid of something that has yet to stop me.”
“Oh that’s a lot… a lot of blood… is that all mine?”
“Risking my life doesn’t mean it’s being given away to something else.”
“At the rate you’re going, fate is going to start sending in debt collectors for your soul.”
“Stop. You need to stop or it will be the end of you.”
“Dead? Only legally speaking, for about thirteen seconds.”
“Stop being smug about cheating death, you’ll piss something off.”
“I don’t think people understand just how much you live out of pettiness and spite for the universe.”
“You aren’t going to be happy with your recovery instructions.”
“After that… yeah okay you’re mad about it, but I promise not to do it again. Probably.”
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters
All quotes belong to Team Four Star!
“There! I took the fucking shot!”
“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”
“I can never have sex again!”
“That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”
“Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”
“You know you’re Naruto running, right?”
“You wear a push-up bra?”
“Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”
“Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”
“What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”
“Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”
“I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”
“…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”
“It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”
“What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”
“The place is burning, and so are my loins…”
“Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”
“Eat me, don’t forget to write!”
“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”
“VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”
“See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”
“But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”
“Sorry about that whole 'shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”
“And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”
“Okay, you need to chill!”
“We would make beautiful children.”
“It’s a matter of perspective, really.”
“POR QUE?!”
“So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”
“Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”
“I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”
“…Something’s burning.”
“Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”
“Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”
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❥ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
dream daddy is a game released by game grumps , a dating sim to date dads !
feel free to customize as you wish !
❛ right . yup . definitely repressed that memory . ❜
❛ weren’t you the one who threw that flaming tennis ball at the police station ? no - wait . that was me . ❜
❛ aw man a nap sounds great ! if sleep wasn’t , you know , for the weak . ❜
❛ i think someone needs to do a three - point turn on their attitude . ❜
❛ I GOT A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY ! ❜
❛ you can never be too sure . see that baby in the stroller over there ? government operative . ❜
❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜
❛ children in general are just … tough . ❜
❛ … are you just afraid to meet new people ? ❜
❛ c’mon , what’d we say about meeting new people ?
❛ … perhaps i should leave saying “ baby ” to the professionals . ❜
❛ i am in no way fit to be responsible for any living thing , including and especially myself . one time , i drank an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner . it was unholy . ❜
❛ medium sized dog , handkerchief around the neck , i get to name it . that’s what it’ll cost me to give up on my dreams . ❜
❛ yeah it’s just like , my entire future . no big deal . ❜
❛ are you actually fine or are you just saying that ? ❜
❛ okay , cool . while you do that i’m gonna do some drugs and commit some light arson . ❜
❛ i would’ve expected you guys to be up to white collar crime by this point . maybe money laundering at the least . ❜
❛ i love someone who knows their way around balls . ❜
❛ i - i , uh . don’t normally … do this … ❜
❛ aw man . i was kinda hoping you had gotten kidnapped and i was gonna have to come rescue you . ❜
❛ … have you been reading my tweets ? nevermind . ❜
❛ you’re a beautiful work in progress . ❜
❛ we have to be fashionably late . who shows up anywhere on time ? ❜
❛ i’d shake your hand but i have a glass of wine to tend to . ❜
❛ this plate of cookies is my new _____ . bye . ❜
❛ that’s cold blooded . i like that . ❜
❛ kids , right ? gotta love ‘em . you’re required to by law . ❜
❛ i’m tired of talking to old dudes who blame my generation for the failing economy . ❜
❛ i think i just have to accept the fact that as an adult , i’ve become the machine i once raged against and accept my fate to unironically wear socks with sandals . ❜
❛ my , do you know how to treat a lady . ❜
❛ i think i might have taped over a veggietales VHS with the shining . who knows . ❜
❛ he’s probably stuffing dirt into his mouth . who knows ? toddlers are pretty resilient . ❜
❛ you’re not gonna do the thing where you wait silently for me to come home in the living room with all the lights off , are you ? ❜
❛ you really scared me . just … please don’t do that again . ❜
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Give this a lil like for a starter or for me to invade your ask box ( and to subsequently hop into your dms to plot ) with murder wind boi
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Amongst the Floral Notes The Wind Carries the Faint Scent of Iron
From an alternate world wrought with bloodshed and terror--through an unknown portal comes the bloodiest of the gods. He wears a familiar face, yet everything is wrong wrong W rO nG.
Now stuck on a peaceful land so different from his, how boring...he'll just need to change that.
|{ introducing my take on an alternate homicidal Venti! He's from an alternate Teyvat, one that is distinctly more horror based. The gods are twisted far more powerful than their Canon counterparts, and corrupt just like the people, offered sacrifices of blood. They rule with fear, worshiped by fanatics. The darker side of the gods, benevolence doesn't exist, mercy for those who have to give something in return. Power bargained by sacrifice, be you accepted or denied. If you're familiar kind of think 2p Hetalia only worse, sprinkle in some corpse party, higarashi, and other horror elements. And what's even better? This boi gets spat out into normal Mondstadt, normal teyvat . And finds it utterly boring, Mondstadt was to happy, too peaceful. His counterpart pathetically weak. He would change that, he could do far better. A whole new playground just waiting to be explored.
The people from his teyvat, those he rules over in mond, their specialty sticky honey roast--travellers and tourists think that its beef, when in actuality is the meat of an unfortunate soul. Everyone seems friendly and helpful at first, don't pay any mind to their eyes or smiles, dear traveller. They're your friends no harm would ever come to you. They only hunt, when an outsider looks in to closely. }|
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|{ Homicidal Wind Boi. Coming to a theater near you }|
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RULES & ABOUT
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PSA
|{ I apologize for my absence I've been stressing out due to irl, trying to land a new job, and moving out here in less than a month. I'll try and be on here more frequently but my writing muse has been scarce and sporadic to say the least.
Also this blog is going to delve deeper into other fandoms, as I still have very dear friends in those communities and I wish to write with them again. The main of which is going to be Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, I will tag these verses and threads for those who don't want to see anything hazbin related due to some peoples disdain for vivzie and her creations. If you do not like what im doing feel free to unfollow me, however, for those who don't unfollow me I do genuinely appreciate you all and I look forward to writing with you all more }|
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PSA
|{ I apologize for my absence I've been stressing out due to irl, trying to land a new job, and moving out here in less than a month. I'll try and be on here more frequently but my writing muse has been scarce and sporadic to say the least.
Also this blog is going to delve deeper into other fandoms, as I still have very dear friends in those communities and I wish to write with them again. The main of which is going to be Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, I will tag these verses and threads for those who don't want to see anything hazbin related due to some peoples disdain for vivzie and her creations. If you do not like what im doing feel free to unfollow me, however, for those who don't unfollow me I do genuinely appreciate you all and I look forward to writing with you all more }|
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ANONYMOUSLY OR NOT, TELL ME SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT MY MUSE/BLOG
it could be about my portrayal, my headcanons, my blog’s aesthetic, my muse’s dynamic with someone else’s muse, etc.
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" I love the kind of woman that will just kill me.
You know when I first left the bank today I was thinking--
damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over in some fucking hallway. A man can dream. "
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did you really expect me to wear my lab coat in a god-honoring way?
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