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the classics reclassified, aka the only valid biography of homer

#tagamemnon #posting for my own amusement #thank u

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*flirtatiously* haha you look like you’d bleed a lot

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writing tip #3511:

writing is a just competition to see who can use the most commas and i’m winning

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Opinion on Nero? 🥺

He Was Responsible For The Death Of My Blorbo >:(

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"homer was a real person" "homer wasnt a real person" "homer was real and he was a woman" enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now

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saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

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The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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#this is me in every single situation

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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

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ok wait i know what my tumblrinas would like to see from dall-e

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we need a pride flag for women with prophetic visions

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i loooove toxic and codependent relationships in fiction. they are so narratively juicy. if they don’t even warp and mangle each other to the point they create a single, fucked up entity then what’s the point.

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You. Me. Coffee. A rainy front porch in the woods.

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I had this dream that there was a new grammatical case called the “tangitive” case and you had to use it for things that were real, unfortunately no one could explain to me how to tell whether something was real enough to be tangitive and insisted they could not understand anything I said

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there shouldve been kink at the shareholders meeting