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OUT OF CONTEXT:  A playlist to play out in public loudly without headphones or to use to introduce your friend to musical theatre. All the songs in the playlist make zero to little sense without context.

Dogfight - Dogfight Off Broadway, Blue - Heathers the Musical, I Love You Like a Table - Waitress the Musical, Joseph Smith American Moses - The Book of Mormon, Over the Moon - Rent, Black Death - Something Rotten, Bend and Snap - Legally Blonde the Musical, If We Get Married - American Psycho the Musical, Vanilla Ice Cream - She Loves Me, Changing My Major - Fun Home, La Vie Boheme - Rent, Hell No! - The Color Purple, The Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening, The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q, Shiksa Goddess - The Last Five Years, Poison in My Pocket - A Gentleman’s Guide, Something Rotten!/Make an Omelette - Something Rotten, Balaga - Great Comet of 1812, Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Book of Mormon, Sweet Transvestite - Rocky Horror, Epiphany - Sweeney Todd, Never Ever Getting Rid of Me - Waitress the Musical, A Summer in Ohio - The Last Five Years, Die Vampire Die - Title of Show, Poor, Unsuccessful, and Fat - A New Brain

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when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

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The Lion king 2019

Me watching the teaser: OH MY GOSH THIS LOOKS SO GOOD I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS IN THEATERS!

Me internally: Oh god I’m gonna have to see Mufasa die all over again……..this time in CGI.

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Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

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add your own!!

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floral reminders 🌸🌼🌻🌹

take what you need, then pass it on

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“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

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Anatole: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Pierre: This just says "I can do what I want."

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Marya: Okay, you know what? You're in time out. Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Natasha: [climbing onto the fridge] This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

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Anatole: I'm not going to sit here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

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[7/10 female characters] - natasha rostova, war and peace

Natasha was happy as she had never been in her life. She was at that highest pitch of happiness, when one becomes completely good and kind, and disbelieves in the very possibility of evil, unhappiness, and sorrow.

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How to become a Witch

- probably educate yourself on what witchcraft is and the different ways of practicing

- call yourself a witch

- stare at the moon a lot (most important step)

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y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

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Do you ever suddenly face anything again that wasn’t traumatic on its own as far as you can recall but just because it’s from that time era it’s terrifying?

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u ever just say some rly impulsive shit n then go into Panic Mode