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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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woahg. OC be apon you.

Her name is Auk and she's a costal Icewing. Her pattern is based on Chinstrap penguins, which are my favorite penguins :)

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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There's a whole bunch of TikTok drama at the moment after someone posted a video asking "would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a strange man?"

And the men are *very upset* that nearly every woman replied with "....obviously a bear."

It's honestly wild (I think some of these guys think that bears are movie monsters, craving human flesh).

But it boils down to this- they want you to expect the worst from the bear and the best from the stranger, and they are deeply offended that this isn't the case. 🤷

#consider: theres always bears in the woods. theyre supposed to be in the woods #if theres a strange man theres a reason. and i dont wanna fuck with what it is! #tbf tho id feel that way about a strange human of any gender

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I worked on my spider drawing skills! To make Viro's spider pet a bit less cartoon-y haha! But still cute : )

Spinny is based on a tarantula, and since Viro is a tiny fairy she's huge! Eventhough she is a spider, vibe wise I went for an Old English Sheepdog (big and friendly, eyes covered)

#op shes perfect

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I think my problem (and a lot of people's) is that if I lived in a tribe/village of 50-100 people my skills and general ability would be so impressive and fulfilling; I'd be the talk of the town at whatever I decided to devote myself to. But I live in a globalized society of a fucktillion people where theres 900,000,000 absolute best of the bests at everything, that are all easily accessible to everyone. Which renders any abilities and knowledge I *do* have completely cringefail and meaningless

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Y’all, I am SO excited about this new beetle that was just discovered!!!!

The freshly-discovered new species of longhorn beetle, Excastra albopilosa. Image credit: James Tweed

Detailed photographs of the Excastra albopilosa specimen found by James Tweed. Image credits: Lingzi Zhou, Australian National Insect Collection

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#ive seen some deranged poll options in my time but heating up your milk to put it on cereal takes the cake #like maybe they mean like cream of wheat or oatmeal? #but bro if you're doing that to cornflakes you probably ought to be studied in a lab

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What was the slug(?) the frog couldn't eat and spat out? You seem to know what that creature is, haha

It was a caterpillar in the Limacodidae family (dunno the exact species off the top of my head), which are known for their venomous spines that deliver a painful sting. I've been stung by one called the saddleback, it's comparable to the sting of a wasp or hornet. Very cool caterpillars, but DEFINITELY not something I'd ever want in my mouth lol

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#this is bad irl but i also want to point out that this is the exact plot of rainworld

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I don't think spiky isopods are talked about enough

(Source-Macro photography by Nicky Bay)

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#oh my god its bad enough getting those stings on your SKIN #in your MOUTH??? hell no #very successful defense little guy

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May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

#THATS NOT HIS NAME #hallucigenia is experiencing a microagression

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Desmoxytes purpurosea

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00006yiR9Svx5BA/fit=1000x750/Desmoxytes-purpurosea.jpg

#whoaaaa #video game lookin mf