I have to pour over my giant pile of grimoires and arcane tomes I don't have time for hoes
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What about cutting off ears AND tongues?
✧░“I’d hate someone who did that. Viscerally.”
“But, I mean… nothing stops you from being both a Blade and a Finger, I guess.”
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“All it takes is a light breeze, to see the cinders breathe with new life.
The spark of inspiration.
I wonder now how large the fire could grow from here. The flame still dies. All we do is offer our souls to the hungrier flame. Is it worth it?”
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#welcome to the sunken kingdom BITCH
“I find myself terrified yet proud, of my fellow’s loud and fiery pride.”
✧ ░ “Hey! If it isn’t my favourite jester!”
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#pyromancy is scary #cannibals use it!
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Because WHY NOT?!
me, about to do something vaguely sinful or stupid
(via aparaciaandgwylim)
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“So what in Izalith is up with that ‘Vordt’ guy? Who in their right mind crawls about on all fours!?”
“Also that Dancer lady can just... hold off for a bit...”
“...a while.”
...
“...forever?”
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Burning yourself does, honestly.
((I found the sliders again! Here we have;
Leonhard
Creighton
Heysel
FUN FACT; KIRK AND LEO HAVE THE SAME FACE!))
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“So we’ve got a Ringfinger, a Longfinger, and a Yellowfinger... Now I don’t know what a Yellowfinger is, but is there a Thumb?”
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“I’m trying to remember if the fling spell affects a child.”
-the Mage
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Dark Sun Gwyndolin and Artorias of the Abyss
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“...So the new question is: did I make a horrible mistake in rhyming back at the Jester?”
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Ah, so the Jester’s outfit wasn’t just for show, it seemed. With a short chuckle, the Unkindled decided to play along with Thomas’ little game.
“Ah yes, to flick fire is my gift. I apply it to my blades such that they may strike swift. Though the most well versed in pyromancies I am not - I assure you, the charred corpses of my foes I leave to rot.” Cinders rose from his seat, channelling the strength of his own flame, grasping it in his hand. He then slid it over the length of his scythe’s blade. Behind it, a trail of violently burning fire was left imparted upon the scythe. The new source of light accentuated the sharp features of the hooded man, whose face was otherwise obscured by the shadows cast by his clothing.
“I am the Reaper of CInders, a man with no name. For this, we only have the Age of Fire to blame. I say to you, my fellow in flame - what say you, to embark on this Unkindled Quest, for glory and fame?”
“Jester Thomas is my name and yes flinging fire is my game! You enjoy pyromancy too? Why don’t you show me what you can do? He he!”
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#linkingthefire
“Explain this ability in one word.”
“Communism.”
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