Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.
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www.tdick.gov
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Me after googling something I knew I’d regret
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Ugh they put me in the time loop AGAIN
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yeah okay that wasn’t even 10 minutes
the phone call will not haunt me. the phone call will be so short. i will be able to say everything i need on the phone call without error. the phone call will not win
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the phone call will not haunt me. the phone call will be so short. i will be able to say everything i need on the phone call without error. the phone call will not win
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every time i go out at night theres a monster
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024
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SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE
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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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Me every day.
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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars
the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?
me: hm
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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The six human Testosterone bottles:
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